I believe that the proper title for the movie currently known as "John Carter" would have been "John Carter and The Princess of Mars". It would have sounded like a Harry Potter-Star Wars mash-up.

I just remember reading those books, and not liking them. It wasn't until later that I realized that they were incredibly misogynistic, all about the slave girls and the conquering. @@

Sorry, I see nipples, and I smile, apparently, even when it's printed.

Well, Disney's sure to fix that in the movie. t /sarcasm

eta: acknowledgement of humorous juxtaposition with previous post.

What are shotgun mikes?

Virgina lawmakers are stupid, and I need to clean the freakin' catbox. My desk in a mess, and my sister might get a new library job, if things go well for her.

My toes are my least favorite body part, I wish I had a new book to read and I have way too many pads.

My mom and my sister got me my 40th birthday present 6 months early and since they can't keep a present till the date to save their lives, I got it already. It's a beautiful Coach bag, and I nearly swallowed my tongue. I couldn't talk for 10 whole minutes.

Hardison on Leverage is still my favorite.

Honeyed goat cheese is delicious.

What is "nipples" a proposed alternative to?

I got to write comments like "If you are using UK spelling, "asshole" should be "arshole"" and "Did you mean nipples?"

That reminds me, on one of our music channels they run ads for Jackass. Only the announcer keeps pronouncing it "Jackarse". Drives me nuts. STRINE: UR DOIN IT WRONG.

I just realized that I have to use a phone to refill my meds but I can order refills for the cat online. Granted, I didn't have to talk to a person but I will still choose web form over phone menus given the choice.

There is cat claw trimming taking place in the next room. Neither the trimmer nor the trimmee are pleased.

I just bought a new cookbook, which is entirely recipes for pie, and now I want to make pie. I'm not sure I have the patience to make most fruit pies, though.