Sorry, I see nipples, and I smile, apparently, even when it's printed.
Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Feb 16, 2012 7:39:33 pm PST #7638 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
DebetEsse - Feb 16, 2012 7:39:52 pm PST #7639 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Well, Disney's sure to fix that in the movie. t /sarcasm
eta: acknowledgement of humorous juxtaposition with previous post.
Maria - Feb 16, 2012 7:40:05 pm PST #7640 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
What are shotgun mikes?
Strix - Feb 16, 2012 7:40:06 pm PST #7641 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Virgina lawmakers are stupid, and I need to clean the freakin' catbox. My desk in a mess, and my sister might get a new library job, if things go well for her.
My toes are my least favorite body part, I wish I had a new book to read and I have way too many pads.
My mom and my sister got me my 40th birthday present 6 months early and since they can't keep a present till the date to save their lives, I got it already. It's a beautiful Coach bag, and I nearly swallowed my tongue. I couldn't talk for 10 whole minutes.
Hardison on Leverage is still my favorite.
Honeyed goat cheese is delicious.
Connie Neil - Feb 16, 2012 7:40:58 pm PST #7642 of 30001
brillig
What is "nipples" a proposed alternative to?
billytea - Feb 16, 2012 7:41:06 pm PST #7643 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I got to write comments like "If you are using UK spelling, "asshole" should be "arshole"" and "Did you mean nipples?"
That reminds me, on one of our music channels they run ads for Jackass. Only the announcer keeps pronouncing it "Jackarse". Drives me nuts. STRINE: UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Cass - Feb 16, 2012 7:41:14 pm PST #7644 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I just realized that I have to use a phone to refill my meds but I can order refills for the cat online. Granted, I didn't have to talk to a person but I will still choose web form over phone menus given the choice.
Connie Neil - Feb 16, 2012 7:42:17 pm PST #7645 of 30001
brillig
There is cat claw trimming taking place in the next room. Neither the trimmer nor the trimmee are pleased.
Hil R. - Feb 16, 2012 7:42:33 pm PST #7646 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just bought a new cookbook, which is entirely recipes for pie, and now I want to make pie. I'm not sure I have the patience to make most fruit pies, though.
DebetEsse - Feb 16, 2012 7:42:35 pm PST #7647 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Erin, go clean the catbox. We'll wait. (I've been having to outsource my motivation and self-control lately. Feel free to ignore me, if cleaning the catbox is infeasible)