Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


le nubian - Feb 13, 2012 11:51:28 am PST #7195 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Ginger,

How to become cranky

Wake up two hours early

Done. I'm already cranky. Steps 2-5 are cranky gravy.


Toddson - Feb 13, 2012 11:52:32 am PST #7196 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

What is this "become cranky"? isn't that the default setting?


Zenkitty - Feb 13, 2012 12:03:49 pm PST #7197 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The only thing that redeems this crappy day of wrangling other people's problems is that I am not sick.

Well, and cats. And liquor.


omnis_audis - Feb 13, 2012 12:33:04 pm PST #7198 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Please pass the liquor. I think they are going to shoot me in Games thread.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2012 12:41:14 pm PST #7199 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

No no, it will be the airlock. Totally painless.


Sean K - Feb 13, 2012 12:42:43 pm PST #7200 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, airlocking isn't even remotely painless. Suffocating while your blood boils?

Besides, if it was painless, where would be the fun in that?


askye - Feb 13, 2012 12:44:53 pm PST #7201 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I could have shot you earlier! At least you are still alive to be worrying.


omnis_audis - Feb 13, 2012 12:45:10 pm PST #7202 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Painless for the folks on the right side of the door. Those getting vented into space, nsm.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2012 12:45:40 pm PST #7203 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And no one can hear you scream! Okay, you're right, it's horrible.


Sean K - Feb 13, 2012 12:46:05 pm PST #7204 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And don't forget the massive amounts of stellar radiation if you're anywhere near a star. That'll cook you up enough to feel it before you go. Alternately, if you're not near a star or in shade, you'll have time to wonder if the suffocation, boiling blood, or the freezing temperatures will win the race to take you out.