I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Feb 13, 2012 2:50:09 am PST #7166 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

smonster, I think you did right. And health~ma to StW.

Edit: and job~ma to Erin's sister!


Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2012 4:17:45 am PST #7167 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Whatever the hell this ick is has presented with a fun new symptom- vertigo. I don't know if it's a high blood pressure spike from taking non-drowsy cold meds or if it's an inner ear blockage thing.

Whatever it is, I'm tired of it. I have too much shit to do the next few days to deal with it!


smonster - Feb 13, 2012 4:33:38 am PST #7168 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nora, that totally sucks. Is Tom sick, too?

Top contenders so far for an e-card for StW: [link] or [link]


Ginger - Feb 13, 2012 4:55:38 am PST #7169 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Get better, Nora.

How to become cranky

  • Wake up two hours early
  • Have no breakfast because you're having a fasting blood test
  • Get in cold car
  • Turn on heat and discover the fan is making a funny noise
  • Get headache


Shir - Feb 13, 2012 5:10:29 am PST #7170 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

shoves pancakes through intertubes in Ginger's direction


DCJensen - Feb 13, 2012 5:17:54 am PST #7171 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

That is what we need transporter technology for.


smonster - Feb 13, 2012 5:18:16 am PST #7172 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

How to become cranky

That's such a good example, you should post it on ehow.

I found an ecard that said, "I like you exactly as much as won't freak you out," but that hits a little too close to home. Stepping away from the ecard search, I can get obsessive about that stuff.


Laura - Feb 13, 2012 5:18:57 am PST #7173 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear, Ginger. All good reasons for the cranky.

Love both cards, smonster. If I had to choose I like most recent one bestest.


smonster - Feb 13, 2012 5:28:04 am PST #7174 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm also thinking about making my own with some kind of Kaylee/Simon reference. See? Obsessive.


sj - Feb 13, 2012 5:28:55 am PST #7175 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks for all the house~ma everyone. I am banished from our apartment today because work is being done. So, I'm taking advantage of free wifi at McDonalds right now. But I am tempted to go to Home Depot later and look at paint swatches.

{{{Nora}}} Feel better.

{{{Ginger}}} That sounds like a rough morning.

Smonster, I like the first card best.