Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2012 4:17:45 am PST #7167 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Whatever the hell this ick is has presented with a fun new symptom- vertigo. I don't know if it's a high blood pressure spike from taking non-drowsy cold meds or if it's an inner ear blockage thing.

Whatever it is, I'm tired of it. I have too much shit to do the next few days to deal with it!


smonster - Feb 13, 2012 4:33:38 am PST #7168 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nora, that totally sucks. Is Tom sick, too?

Top contenders so far for an e-card for StW: [link] or [link]


Ginger - Feb 13, 2012 4:55:38 am PST #7169 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Get better, Nora.

How to become cranky

  • Wake up two hours early
  • Have no breakfast because you're having a fasting blood test
  • Get in cold car
  • Turn on heat and discover the fan is making a funny noise
  • Get headache


Shir - Feb 13, 2012 5:10:29 am PST #7170 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

shoves pancakes through intertubes in Ginger's direction


DCJensen - Feb 13, 2012 5:17:54 am PST #7171 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

That is what we need transporter technology for.


smonster - Feb 13, 2012 5:18:16 am PST #7172 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

How to become cranky

That's such a good example, you should post it on ehow.

I found an ecard that said, "I like you exactly as much as won't freak you out," but that hits a little too close to home. Stepping away from the ecard search, I can get obsessive about that stuff.


Laura - Feb 13, 2012 5:18:57 am PST #7173 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear, Ginger. All good reasons for the cranky.

Love both cards, smonster. If I had to choose I like most recent one bestest.


smonster - Feb 13, 2012 5:28:04 am PST #7174 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm also thinking about making my own with some kind of Kaylee/Simon reference. See? Obsessive.


sj - Feb 13, 2012 5:28:55 am PST #7175 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks for all the house~ma everyone. I am banished from our apartment today because work is being done. So, I'm taking advantage of free wifi at McDonalds right now. But I am tempted to go to Home Depot later and look at paint swatches.

{{{Nora}}} Feel better.

{{{Ginger}}} That sounds like a rough morning.

Smonster, I like the first card best.


Toddson - Feb 13, 2012 5:36:03 am PST #7176 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

smonster - go with the zombies. Nothing says romance like a zombie.

And sj, McDonalds lattes aren't bad - I had one a couple of weeks ago and was pleasantly surprised.