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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
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Toddson - Feb 01, 2012 10:35:32 am PST #6644 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
sj - Feb 01, 2012 10:56:39 am PST #6645 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Th exact quote (except for my name) just for the record. TCG is not happy. "I understand that sj has special needs and the value of what the property can do for her is important."
askye - Feb 01, 2012 11:03:59 am PST #6646 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
"Not as important as the value of punching you in the face!"
meara - Feb 01, 2012 11:04:45 am PST #6647 of 30001
"I understand that sj has special needs and the value of what the property can do for her is important."
The value of what my FIST can do to your FACE is also important. [ETA: Hah! askye and I are on the exact same page!]
Seriously though--people pick houses for reasons all the time, they have X number of kids so they want Y bedrooms, or need a garage, or need a fenced backyard for the dogs, or whatever. Unless your house is SERIOUSLY unique (theirs isn't, right? It's just the best one you've found), that's not a justification.
lisah - Feb 01, 2012 11:11:09 am PST #6648 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Yeah, that is some ignorant bullshit.
erikaj - Feb 01, 2012 11:12:59 am PST #6649 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Unless you've got, like, Paulie Walnuts the realtor who's saying you're a nice girl and he wouldn't want anything else of yours to get fucked up...so we're gonna make a nice deal, because, hey, accidents happen.(Man, I miss Paulie. I still want one. But I don't mean porn.) Or maybe some place with full modifications, which really is hard to find(although, even so, could do without the subtle waft of Calvin Klein's Extortion.)
Calli - Feb 01, 2012 11:14:45 am PST #6650 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What asshats. A lack of stairs isn't "special," nor is needing same. If they've got a connection to the floo network, then they can jack up the price.
sj - Feb 01, 2012 11:14:47 am PST #6651 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
No it's not unique. It just happens to have a garage large enough for a washer and dryer. I can't drag laundry up and down from the basement. Other houses have garages too, so that is not something I intend to overpay for. It's also slightly bigger than other ranches we have seen but not by much.
Polter-Cow - Feb 01, 2012 11:17:33 am PST #6652 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"I understand that sj has special needs and the value of what the property can do for her is important."
"You should pay more for this house because you're disabled."
Toddson - Feb 01, 2012 11:23:27 am PST #6653 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
"I understand that sj has special needs and the value of what the property can do for her is important."
Not as important as what a lawyer specializing in ADA suits can do for YOU.