Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Feb 01, 2012 9:15:37 am PST #6641 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

he flavor wasn't as complex as I expected but it tasted surprisingly strong considering the low alcohol content.

Lucid is one of the milder absinthes. If you're ever at a place that offers a selection, you might want to try Mata Hari or St. George.


Burrell - Feb 01, 2012 9:50:29 am PST #6642 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Daniel Radcliffe likes pubic hair.

OK that's officially TMI and yet I find it oddly charming that a hairy guy--who played a guy named Harry no less!--likes a bit of hair on a girl.


WindSparrow - Feb 01, 2012 10:29:37 am PST #6643 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

The other agent is trying to use my disability as a reason for us to come up on the price of the house, because it happens to be a ranch.

Errr, I kinda want to run off copies of fair housing and ADA regulations, roll 'em really tightly, and beat some sense into that other agent.

I would totally watch The Red Pen of Death. I wouldn't want to be a character in it, though, because of my propensity to put extra commas in things (beta reader for my monster fic and I went a few rounds, and not about the Oxford variety).


Toddson - Feb 01, 2012 10:35:32 am PST #6644 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The Red Pen of Death - Dipped in the blood of the ungrammatical.


sj - Feb 01, 2012 10:56:39 am PST #6645 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Th exact quote (except for my name) just for the record. TCG is not happy. "I understand that sj has special needs and the value of what the property can do for her is important."


askye - Feb 01, 2012 11:03:59 am PST #6646 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

"Not as important as the value of punching you in the face!"


meara - Feb 01, 2012 11:04:45 am PST #6647 of 30001

"I understand that sj has special needs and the value of what the property can do for her is important."

The value of what my FIST can do to your FACE is also important. [ETA: Hah! askye and I are on the exact same page!]

Seriously though--people pick houses for reasons all the time, they have X number of kids so they want Y bedrooms, or need a garage, or need a fenced backyard for the dogs, or whatever. Unless your house is SERIOUSLY unique (theirs isn't, right? It's just the best one you've found), that's not a justification.


lisah - Feb 01, 2012 11:11:09 am PST #6648 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Yeah, that is some ignorant bullshit.


erikaj - Feb 01, 2012 11:12:59 am PST #6649 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Unless you've got, like, Paulie Walnuts the realtor who's saying you're a nice girl and he wouldn't want anything else of yours to get fucked up...so we're gonna make a nice deal, because, hey, accidents happen.(Man, I miss Paulie. I still want one. But I don't mean porn.) Or maybe some place with full modifications, which really is hard to find(although, even so, could do without the subtle waft of Calvin Klein's Extortion.)


Calli - Feb 01, 2012 11:14:45 am PST #6650 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What asshats. A lack of stairs isn't "special," nor is needing same. If they've got a connection to the floo network, then they can jack up the price.