It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Oct 03, 2011 11:24:06 am PDT #646 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

See, I think my hip twinginess is incipient arthritis, and I'm also looking for it in my hands. All the female members of my family have it, so I expect to get it, but I am not looking forward to it.

They use Comic Sans on their invoice. In light of the $1700 savings, I decided to forbear.

Ha! It looks like our repair ended up being about $78 too. We replaced the lid of the coolant overflow tank, and they replaced the thermostat, which appears to have been the two seemingly invisible leaks. AND it means I will have heat in the car this winter, whoot! I still have only two of four windows operable, and there's the body damage, but at this point, I figure it's a win.


Steph L. - Oct 03, 2011 11:25:55 am PDT #647 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Erin, there may be a cheaper version out there somewhere. There's a paper that makes waterslide decals that might work. Could you write on something like old hose for the arms?

There are washable markers that you can write on skin with and it washes right off. Would that work? Were you hoping for fancy calligraphy-style script? Because that might be hard with Crayola washable markers. Or not -- you could practice. But they really do wash off easily.


Hil R. - Oct 03, 2011 11:49:20 am PDT #648 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So, latest word on the exams is that there will be undergrad proctors in each room, but several of them are people who were just roped into being proctors last night, and I have no idea whether I can trust them all to show up. So, I gave my students the email address that forwards to my Droid, so that they can let me know if something goes wrong.


Ginger - Oct 03, 2011 11:54:37 am PDT #649 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That seems like all kinds of wrong, Hil.


Burrell - Oct 03, 2011 12:19:18 pm PDT #650 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Hil, what a mess. I hope someone got his or her ass chewed out for making such a royal muck-up of it.


Vortex - Oct 03, 2011 1:20:10 pm PDT #651 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And I'm unemployed. Oooooookay. :)

I feel you in the mom drama. I got called 'mean and vicious" and told that I had a [something] of evilness, and she didn't know that she did to deserve a child like me because . . . I said "I don't mind picking you up, but could you be ready when I get there?" Actually, I didn't even get to say the second part. She yelled at me for about 10 minutes in the car. And then, after another 10 minutes of silence, started talking like nothing had happened.

And people wonder why I am considering moving to a different state.


Beverly - Oct 03, 2011 1:43:00 pm PDT #652 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

::silent headshake of solidarity and a biiiig hug for Vortex::

PNW is lovely thisany time of year.


Steph L. - Oct 03, 2011 1:49:24 pm PDT #653 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I said "I don't mind picking you up, but could you be ready when I get there?" Actually, I didn't even get to say the second part. She yelled at me for about 10 minutes in the car. And then, after another 10 minutes of silence, started talking like nothing had happened.

We have the same mom. I mean, I have had this conversation with her a billion times, including the freakish sudden change of temperament.


lisah - Oct 03, 2011 1:52:04 pm PDT #654 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

A soupçon of evilness?


Vortex - Oct 03, 2011 1:55:52 pm PDT #655 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm in Hartford right now (second interview) and I'm thinking of you and Nora because I'm sitting in City Steam Brewery, enjoying a Norweigan Wood, which is "a velvety dark lager, aged with cinnamon and cocoa". It is goooooood.