I just cut/scraped myself pretty bad. I was reaching into the fridge and I guess I caught my finger on the rough edge of something and when I pulled my hand back I pulled off a chunk oof skin on my index finger right above the knuckle.

it doesn't really hurt and I'm trying to slow the bleeding down.

I just feel really stupid and clumsy and 2012 continues to try and trip me up.

Katy Perry also sings "I Kissed a Girl (and I Liked It)," which also mentions having no regrets.

Man, I am so pop-culturally unaware.

The only way I know the song is from hearing it on the radio before I could get to the buttons to change the station. It's an unwilling knowledge, I assure you.

I think a fascinator counts as a hat. Silly Brits.

ita !, I'm amazed you got in a rational debate with the guy dissing your soda. Someone comments on something I'm eating, I'd be likely to tell them to step the fuck off.

I have walked up to people and said "OMG, what are you eating?" regardless of what they're actually eating, and then following up with "Isn't that really annoying, when people make a fuss of your food?"

I hope if I do it loudly enough, people will work out to avoid doing it to me.

I have had at least one person try and change the topic back to me mocking their food, since the actual work topic was unpleasant. Good to know.

I will, on occasion, comment that someone's food looks or smells wonderful. If it doesn't, I keep my mouth shut.

Um.... hi.

Some friends of mine told me some smart, funny people liked to hang out here and be smart and funny, so I thought I'd stop by and check it out.

Sean! smooch!

Hey Stranger!

SEAN!