We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jan 19, 2012 9:22:09 am PST #5886 of 30001
brillig

The only way I know the song is from hearing it on the radio before I could get to the buttons to change the station. It's an unwilling knowledge, I assure you.


Strix - Jan 19, 2012 10:19:56 am PST #5887 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think a fascinator counts as a hat. Silly Brits.

ita !, I'm amazed you got in a rational debate with the guy dissing your soda. Someone comments on something I'm eating, I'd be likely to tell them to step the fuck off.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2012 10:43:21 am PST #5888 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have walked up to people and said "OMG, what are you eating?" regardless of what they're actually eating, and then following up with "Isn't that really annoying, when people make a fuss of your food?"

I hope if I do it loudly enough, people will work out to avoid doing it to me.

I have had at least one person try and change the topic back to me mocking their food, since the actual work topic was unpleasant. Good to know.


Toddson - Jan 19, 2012 10:44:21 am PST #5889 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I will, on occasion, comment that someone's food looks or smells wonderful. If it doesn't, I keep my mouth shut.


Sean K - Jan 19, 2012 11:55:26 am PST #5890 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Um.... hi.

Some friends of mine told me some smart, funny people liked to hang out here and be smart and funny, so I thought I'd stop by and check it out.


Toddson - Jan 19, 2012 11:57:48 am PST #5891 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Sean! smooch!


brenda m - Jan 19, 2012 12:00:05 pm PST #5892 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hey Stranger!


NoiseDesign - Jan 19, 2012 12:00:19 pm PST #5893 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

SEAN!


Fred Pete - Jan 19, 2012 12:01:19 pm PST #5894 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Welcome back, Sean!


Ginger - Jan 19, 2012 12:02:07 pm PST #5895 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Sean!