I used to get a lot of "Karen?" "Anne?" but Erin is a heck of a lot more common than it used to be.

Happy National Coffee Day, people!

I am babysitting this morning! I have really missed G.

In "I don't have to make this stuff up," Exploding toilets injure 2 federal workers.

We're moving very close to that building next year. Our building has recently been remodeled. I think that's a good thing.

I'm occasionally mistaken for Frank on the phone, and very rarely Bret. Nothing wrong with either name, but I'm a Fred. You know, like the second or third male lead in every forgettable movie from the '30s, as well as some memorable ones.

My last name is unusual enough that I automatically go to the spelling. And if I had a dollar for every time someone pronounced it wrong at first reading (it's a long "e," not a short one), I could probably put a down payment on Buffista Island. At least a starter island.

I often get mistaken for Erin or Helen. It peeves only minorly, except in the cases where someone has known me for years and still gets the name wrong. On first hearing, I give it a pass.

I don't give anyone a pass. I'm old and bitter and it's really easy to pronounce and I spelt it for you to boot.

The people I whip the pass back from most irritably are those that wrote it down themselves, without me spelling it. Yeah, you heard what I said (I mean, for those that don't promptly call me Rita or Edith), you transliterated it, yet you're reading back gibberish? That's all on you.

My sister's name, I give them more of a pass. But it's one letter longer, and people tend to confuse it more readily with existing names. It does kinda sound like it could be other stuff.

Thanks to Miss Jones, nowadays people tend to hear my name as my name. Growing up I was more often mistaken for Laura than not.

I don't have issues with my first name, because every third person my age is named it. But I do with my last name, where I say, "Yeah, just like it sounds." Then they laugh. Then I say, "I married into it, I knew what I was getting." Eight hundred times.

But with my maiden name it didn't matter if I said it and spelled it and freaking held their hand as they wrote it, they would still get it wrong. Even though it was very very simple. It was furrin and therefore confusing, before they even tried.

When I spell out my last name for people, even if I do it where I say one letter, wait for them to write that letter, and then I say the next letter, there are still a significant number of people who will decide to add extra letters. Always in the same place. I say "i," and they write "in" and look up to get the next letter. (Which is a g, but there's no n before the g. It's an ig, not an ing.)