Because you can't get nothing and you don't want stuff from ThinkGeek. Dang it.
Charitable contribution in her name?
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Dec 20, 2011 10:09:03 am PST #4429 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
erikaj - Dec 20, 2011 10:09:26 am PST #4430 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
my brother does that, too. Not to me, but my mother is gonna pull her hair out.
Ginger - Dec 20, 2011 10:17:51 am PST #4431 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Give them all socks.
SuziQ - Dec 20, 2011 10:17:59 am PST #4432 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
ISTG, people, next year I'm doing the cards and all the Christmas stuff in AUGUST. I can't deal.
I finished shopping early this year and I have to say it is annoying me. I can't stop looking and adding little things here and there for the kids (they don't need MORE). I'm also going a bit nuts waiting for them to open their presents. I'm tired of keeping the secrets. Heck, I even bought K-Bug's birthday present already and that is over 3 months away. Gahhhhhhhhh.
Zenkitty - Dec 20, 2011 10:22:13 am PST #4433 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Socks, gift cards, and a goat from Heifer.
amyth - Dec 20, 2011 10:28:04 am PST #4434 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Socks, gift cards, and a goat from Heifer.
The trifecta of perfect gifts for the hard-to-buy for.
lisah - Dec 20, 2011 10:37:27 am PST #4435 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I am so ready to go but it's too early!
erikaj - Dec 20, 2011 10:44:03 am PST #4436 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I think my mom did buy Bro some socks.
Steph L. - Dec 20, 2011 10:54:17 am PST #4437 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Also, when someone asks you what you want for Christmas/birthday/whatever, (and someone is me and you is my sister), and you say, oh, I don't want anything! or oh, I don't care, anything is fine... that's not actually helpful, okay?
Next year my bro and SiL get a goat from Heifer. Because they do the "I don't know...anything I want I just go ahead and buy...just get me whatever" thing. And so then I do get them whatever, and then feel like my love/worth as a sister is measured in the fact that I bought my bro a water bottle with Cthulhu on it instead of, I don't know, an iPad.
Toddson - Dec 20, 2011 11:11:12 am PST #4438 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The first year I heard about Heifer I was discussing presents for our mother with my sister. I proudly announced, "I got her half a sheep" ... and, after a long silence during which I KNEW my sister was thinking, "do we have room in the freezer?" "we don't like mutton, or even lamb, that much" and, generally, "WTF?", I explained that it was Heifer and how it worked. She was relieved to find out it wasn't going to be something she'd have to find room for.