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Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'

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DavidS - Sep 28, 2011 4:36:49 pm PDT #439 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks Hec, that's sweet to hear.

The actual stream of consciousness sequence went like this:

"Giants Celebrate Burrell's Last Game With Giants"

Aww, Burrell. Not with the Giants. Teaching.

Burrell and Mr. Burrell. Jane Austen. Love. Sideburns.

Burrell kidlets. {affection}

Later, going to school...

Matilda: "Daddy, that's the new girl."

Me: [To the parents] "Hi, I'm David. This is my daughter Matilda. [To Matilda's classmate] "What's your name?"
Matilda's Classmate: "[Burrell's Real Name]
Me: [internally] Awwww.

Vortex - Sep 28, 2011 4:47:06 pm PDT #440 of 30001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

For some reason, people think that my name is Debbie over the phone. I had to fight with the Comcast people when they misheard it, and I wanted them to change it.

SuziQ - Sep 28, 2011 5:00:21 pm PDT #441 of 30001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I get the occasional Cindy. With my current cold, I kinda get it, but otherwise people need to clean out their ears.

Steph L. - Sep 28, 2011 5:01:54 pm PDT #442 of 30001

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

For some reason, people think that my name is Debbie over the phone.

I've gotten that before. Although it was from the mom of the kids I babysat when I was 13. The other couple they went out with one night offered to take me home, and the mom of "my" family introduced me as Steffie. Only she had a really nasally voice, and the couple driving me home called me Debbie the whole way home.

Being 13 and with strangers, I didn't bother to correct them.

WindSparrow - Sep 28, 2011 5:13:44 pm PDT #443 of 30001

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

L'Shana Tova to those who celebrate!

Hil R. - Sep 28, 2011 5:57:15 pm PDT #444 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've never had any of the "As in...?" last name issues. As far as I have ever been able to tell, every person in the world who shares my last name is related to me.

Connie Neil - Sep 28, 2011 6:24:24 pm PDT #445 of 30001

brillig

Apparently a lot of people hear "Tommy" over the phone when I say my name. This is probably contributing to the ongoing phenomenon of people thinking they're talking to a guy. I rarely correct them, because it's not worth flustering them.

smonster - Sep 29, 2011 2:31:21 am PDT #446 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

L'shana tova!!

People frequently think my name is Sam on the phone, due to the elision of my first and last names.

Strix - Sep 29, 2011 3:30:18 am PDT #447 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I used to get a lot of "Karen?" "Anne?" but Erin is a heck of a lot more common than it used to be.

Toddson - Sep 29, 2011 3:50:03 am PDT #448 of 30001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Happy National Coffee Day, people!

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