See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Sep 28, 2011 10:36:19 am PDT #382 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I get that too sj. It doesn't help in my case that all my names, including the two last names, are variant spellings.

Both last names are very common, easy to spell, and short which was one of the reasons I decided to hyphenate them.


Burrell - Sep 28, 2011 10:46:00 am PDT #383 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Our names are short, they are just odd spellings.

It's been years. I just spell my name out to people. Often.


SuziQ - Sep 28, 2011 10:48:32 am PDT #384 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I automatically spell my current last name. If I don't, people tend to replace one or more of the Ts with Ls. My maiden name was a whole different deal. 14 letters, 2 hyphens, and 2 capital letters (not 3) means mass confusion.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 10:52:04 am PDT #385 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sometimes people ask me if it's the Scottish spelling or the Swedish. I'm not sure if they're not thinking, or they're just not caring. However when the Swedish chick asked me, I had to give her a "Really?" Her answer was "Oh, I forgot..."

Which is just weird.

I wonder if my mother, with double-barrelled Scottish names, gets asked that. But I can't spell her maiden name anyway. Mac vs Mc gets me about every time. So I never use it as a password personal question.


Beverly - Sep 28, 2011 10:56:02 am PDT #386 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I just spell my name out to people. Often.

Y'all who have been with me when someone on the phone or in person asks? Yeah, I don't even say the name, go right to the spelling. And then of course I get the perky, "And how do you pronounce that?" If I'm feeling charitable I'll syllable-ize it for them and hit them with the "sounds like crotch", which is, as intended, unforgettable. If I'm feeling detached, I'll say it, give 'em a beat, and move on.

Last names, tricky.


Toddson - Sep 28, 2011 10:56:14 am PDT #387 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My first, middle, and last names are all simple, straightforward (except MAYBE the second "d") ... and yet people insist on trying to find interesting ways to spell them.


Beverly - Sep 28, 2011 11:00:20 am PDT #388 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Daniel, all healing thoughts to you, and good employment-finding, too.

Ginger, clear ear-ma, and soon.

My first name was a trial in K-6, because nobody else in the world was ever named that. My last name was odd anyway, but an odd variant on the spelling that was accepted. I meant to marry John Smith Doe (I meant Doe!), I swear, so as to A. get into the first half of the alphabet, and B. have an easily recognized and spelled last name.

Failed on the second count. Did good on the first, though.


Cass - Sep 28, 2011 11:03:08 am PDT #389 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I meant to marry John Smith, I swear, so as to A. get into the first half of the alphabet, and B. have an easily recognized and spelled last name.

I basically did this. I mean, the marriage didn't work but the name change did. ... I still spell it out for people.


Atropa - Sep 28, 2011 11:04:31 am PDT #390 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The first time Pete heard me spell our last name to someone on the phone (yeah, I took his) with the instructions, "No, that's V, as in vampire", He did indeed facepalm. What? Like I'm going to pick another word that starts with V.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 11:05:21 am PDT #391 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

V as in vulva. Try it just once.