Well played.
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Dec 02, 2011 3:01:39 pm PST #3729 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
DebetEsse - Dec 02, 2011 3:07:47 pm PST #3730 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Sorry. It was just sitting there, and I'm weak.
Typo Boy - Dec 02, 2011 3:08:04 pm PST #3731 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I thought until I was 14 that Mary was "round young virgin" a well fed virgin who was both a mother and a child.
Cass - Dec 02, 2011 3:23:59 pm PST #3732 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Sorry. It was just sitting there, and I'm weak.
Don't be. I totally laughed. I should proof before snarking.
meara - Dec 02, 2011 3:29:43 pm PST #3733 of 30001
I thought until I was 14 that Mary was "round young virgin" a well fed virgin who was both a mother and a child.
That makes lots of sense! Even if it's not the lyrics.
I kinda miss church just for the singing.
amych - Dec 02, 2011 3:33:40 pm PST #3734 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I should proof before snarking.
erinaceous's law strikes again.
Shir - Dec 03, 2011 1:22:32 am PST #3735 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And "O come all ye faithful, la la la la la la, o come ye, o come ye, la la la la" I may never stop rolling my eyes at this.
I laughed. Mostly because I know it all too well myself (I'm really, really bad with lyrics. Even to songs I really love. Give me 600 years of history to memorize, will do. A 14 lines poem/song? Not so much).
But yes, not counting them as religious songs is beyond me.
Strix - Dec 03, 2011 8:16:57 am PST #3736 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
SNORFLE, Typo!
I'm an agnostic, but I love most carols. I can sing Silent Night in English and German (thanks, choir class!), and O Come All Yes Faitheful in English and Latin (choir class).
I've been tempted to filk, for the first time in a long time (general fantasy filk):
Silent night, Unholy night
Oh, last night, I killed a wight
Ran it through
with sword and might
Surrounded by zombies, rotting and wild
Like Cap'n Tightpants, I was thoroughly riled
Die, you bastards, you're through
Die, and just rot in your goo
I need more coffee...
(No offense intended; like I said, I think they're lovely songs. And yes, I know; Mal never killed zombie. BUT HE WOULD HAVE!!)
beekaytee - Dec 03, 2011 8:20:21 am PST #3737 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
And yes, I know; Mal never killed zombie. BUT HE WOULD HAVE!!
I dunno. Reavers could be called zombies with better dress sense, eh?
Strix - Dec 03, 2011 8:26:52 am PST #3738 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
bonny, thank you! The thought had passed my mind!