Sorry. It was just sitting there, and I'm weak.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DebetEsse - Dec 02, 2011 3:07:47 pm PST #3730 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Typo Boy - Dec 02, 2011 3:08:04 pm PST #3731 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I thought until I was 14 that Mary was "round young virgin" a well fed virgin who was both a mother and a child.
Cass - Dec 02, 2011 3:23:59 pm PST #3732 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Sorry. It was just sitting there, and I'm weak.
Don't be. I totally laughed. I should proof before snarking.
meara - Dec 02, 2011 3:29:43 pm PST #3733 of 30001
I thought until I was 14 that Mary was "round young virgin" a well fed virgin who was both a mother and a child.
That makes lots of sense! Even if it's not the lyrics.
I kinda miss church just for the singing.
amych - Dec 02, 2011 3:33:40 pm PST #3734 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I should proof before snarking.
erinaceous's law strikes again.
Shir - Dec 03, 2011 1:22:32 am PST #3735 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And "O come all ye faithful, la la la la la la, o come ye, o come ye, la la la la" I may never stop rolling my eyes at this.
I laughed. Mostly because I know it all too well myself (I'm really, really bad with lyrics. Even to songs I really love. Give me 600 years of history to memorize, will do. A 14 lines poem/song? Not so much).
But yes, not counting them as religious songs is beyond me.
Strix - Dec 03, 2011 8:16:57 am PST #3736 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
SNORFLE, Typo!
I'm an agnostic, but I love most carols. I can sing Silent Night in English and German (thanks, choir class!), and O Come All Yes Faitheful in English and Latin (choir class).
I've been tempted to filk, for the first time in a long time (general fantasy filk):
Silent night, Unholy night
Oh, last night, I killed a wight
Ran it through
with sword and might
Surrounded by zombies, rotting and wild
Like Cap'n Tightpants, I was thoroughly riled
Die, you bastards, you're through
Die, and just rot in your goo
I need more coffee...
(No offense intended; like I said, I think they're lovely songs. And yes, I know; Mal never killed zombie. BUT HE WOULD HAVE!!)
beekaytee - Dec 03, 2011 8:20:21 am PST #3737 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
And yes, I know; Mal never killed zombie. BUT HE WOULD HAVE!!
I dunno. Reavers could be called zombies with better dress sense, eh?
Strix - Dec 03, 2011 8:26:52 am PST #3738 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
bonny, thank you! The thought had passed my mind!
quester - Dec 03, 2011 2:58:07 pm PST #3739 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I thought until I was 14 that Mary was "round young virgin" a well fed virgin who was both a mother and a child.
This is so me! And I thought for a long time that another carol was about some guy named Augie Faithful!
Well, I really came here to bitch. But, I've just downed a pint of gluten-fee beer and my spelling may suffer.
I planned to go shopping at a large craft sale in Iowa City today to buy things for my Secret Santee and keeping with my "buy local" ethic. I got halfway there when something went mysteriously wrong with my car. It started making an awful noise and shaking and I pulled over. At first it wouldn't start again; so I called AAA. I had to wait an hour for a tow, in the rain. I was pissed because this is the 4th week in a row that I have had something go wrong with the damn car! And, I had just had it at Jiffy Lube for an oil change and they replaced the air filter, so I thought, they had screwed something up.
Finally, the tow guy gets there, he looks at my engine and says it all looks okay, but your passenger side front tire is blown, there's a big hole in it!
I guess that was the noise and the vibration. So, no AAA approved auto shops are open on Saturday in the Eastern Iowa Corridor area! So, he took me to Sears, which was at the big mall in Iowa City. The last place I wanted to be spending 3.5 hours waiting for my car. I now have 2 new front tires, yay? but have now spent a total of $1600 dollars on the damn car in one month!
So, that's my rant. Please resume normal Bitching.