Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Nov 29, 2011 1:34:46 pm PST #3562 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Dear Realtors who I am communicating with,

Please learn to use spell check. You're making my head hurt.

No love.

Me

P.S. Yes, our last name is also a first name, sorry that it confuses all of you so much.

Ginger, good luck with the foster dog.


smonster - Nov 29, 2011 1:38:06 pm PST #3563 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yes, congrats on the coming nuptials!!

askye, very cool. Weren't you looking for a way to build your computer skills?

I am stuck at my new place waiting for the gas person to come. They came early and turned on the power, but I wasn't here, because it was before my appointment time, which apparently I shouldn't have been able to schedule. Whatever. They're sending someone back. So I'm stuck here waiting, and they can't tell me when they're coming, so I ordered Chinese, and oh shit Frankie needs to go out. Time to call C.


smonster - Nov 29, 2011 1:41:51 pm PST #3564 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Crap, not answering. Also, there's only heat in one room, which I didn't realize, and it's the bedroom. And I have no chair here but the loveseat, which is in the living room. Ooo, but I have Rubbermaid tubs. Sorry, low blood sugar cannot brane.


DCJensen - Nov 29, 2011 1:54:44 pm PST #3565 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

What I knew about Pawpaws before this story:

-You pick them up
-They fit into a pocket or basket
-They grow in patches.

Anyone here ever eat a Pawpaw?


Calli - Nov 29, 2011 2:04:12 pm PST #3566 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry the head wound is acting up again, amyth.

Hil, that wait seems most unreasonable.

Shir, I'm sorry things are getting so bad there.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2011 2:04:57 pm PST #3567 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those of us from the Caribbean, yeah, probably.

::looks around the empty room::

Oh.

I swear I've seen papaya around here, though.

(they don't really fit in your pocket, not if they're grown enough to be ripe. Is that a thing?)


Hil R. - Nov 29, 2011 2:07:24 pm PST #3568 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

(they don't really fit in your pocket, not if they're grown enough to be ripe. Is that a thing?)

It's a song.


Strix - Nov 29, 2011 2:07:33 pm PST #3569 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have not eaten a pawpaw, but I have fed them to cows and had many pawpaw fights as a child. They hurt like HELL when the hit. As do crabapples (had a crabapple tree at grade school bus stop, with about 8 other kids. We made our own fun...)


Strix - Nov 29, 2011 2:08:29 pm PST #3570 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hmmm. Maybe the things we called pawpaws are different than Caribbean pawpaws. I mean, I'm talking rural Missouri.


P.M. Marc - Nov 29, 2011 2:09:52 pm PST #3571 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

They're a different fruit.