This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - May 10, 2013 3:52:20 am PDT #29949 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I don't own Vaseline, and am too broke to buy some. I will coat it with olive oil and still duct tape it. I am paranoid about this rash -- it was AWFUL!

OK, my hair dye and giving myself a pedi will be my reward for a walk. And I will mop the office and hall pre-walk so it will be dry when I get back.

(I know this is boring for y'all, but I already caught myself staring out the window again.)


JZ - May 10, 2013 3:54:55 am PDT #29950 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That's an impressive lot of stuff-doing already! And hair dye and pedi sound like a lovely treat.


smonster - May 10, 2013 4:30:28 am PDT #29951 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Strix, go easy on yourself, girl. If you catch yourself staring, just shake it off and get up. And really, wow, you've already done a lot!

I did not get even close to everything done. Crashed out around 3, was supposed to wake up at 6, turned off alarm half asleep and slept until thunderstorms woke me up. Relatedly, a little weather~ma would not go amiss.


smonster - May 10, 2013 4:30:28 am PDT #29952 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

effing double post

Ha, I just tried to log into my bank as "smonster." Need moar coffee...


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2013 5:08:56 am PDT #29953 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I would skip the duct tape.

I LOL'd at Laura, specifically, giving this advice.


Laura - May 10, 2013 5:19:59 am PDT #29954 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I was curious as to whether that reference would be caught.

I'm still delighted with how much energy I have with the current diet. It has been over a month since I had coffee, or wine for that matter. Nothing but herbal tea and water until yesterday when I added fresh lemon and stevia to my fizzy water for a change of pace.


Trudy Booth - May 10, 2013 5:57:55 am PDT #29955 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I backslid a little yesterday. I spent 3 hours, no shit, staring blankly out my office window, just chock full of ennui.

Your brain is going through some shit right now, Strixy... it may just need to do that sometimes.

I was curious as to whether that reference would be caught.

Caught and snort-laughed in the office, my friend.


WindSparrow - May 10, 2013 8:26:45 am PDT #29956 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Y'all, I am so tired I cannot READ.

By which I mean, no fiction. I can more or less concentrate long enough to read most of the posts around here even if I cannot remember well enough to meara them later. But I have Discworld, Tolkien, and a collaboration written by two of my favorite fafic writers waiting to be read, and I Cannot.

And then I let one of my bosses con me into working on Sunday and Monday. Those are my two days off which were supposed to leqd into some vacation time I had asked for. She is giving me the vacation time but I am going to have to do some serious meditation and Releases/Affirmations to make it through until then.

One consolation is that I have briefly met two of the new people I am going to be working with the next few days, and I like them a lot. A lot, a lot. I like them like I would like a big fluffly friendly Alot.


Laura - May 10, 2013 8:33:20 am PDT #29957 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Liking the people you are working with makes a huge difference. I hope you are able to get some renewing rest soon.


Cass - May 10, 2013 10:57:41 am PDT #29958 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I was curious as to whether that reference would be caught.

Oh yeah. I don't see duct tape without laughing and thinking of you.