Suzi just made me LOL.
She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.
Willow ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - May 02, 2013 3:14:58 pm PDT #29626 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Steph L. - May 02, 2013 3:19:53 pm PDT #29627 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Ooh, you want this spice rack which stacks, rotates, and you can go clicky clicky with each spice jar to measure out (more or less) 1/4 teaspoon of whatever spice automatically.
That's...pretty awesome. Although we really need something that mounts on the wall.
Liese S. - May 02, 2013 3:22:03 pm PDT #29628 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
It mounts under a cabinet. And you can mount another one beneath it.
Scrappy - May 02, 2013 3:55:58 pm PDT #29629 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
This might tempt you... [link] Remember, wedding gifts are the one time in your life when people like getting you extravagant things, because they know you'll keep them for a long time. So pick things you really love in all price ranges and let the guests decide what they want to spend.
Hil R. - May 02, 2013 3:57:33 pm PDT #29630 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have now gotten five emails from the same student, all of them finding new ways to ask for a higher grade. I keep saying no. I don't know what he thinks this is going to accomplish.
smonster - May 02, 2013 4:17:15 pm PDT #29631 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Can you tell him if he emails you again, his grade will start dropping?
Burrell - May 02, 2013 4:20:17 pm PDT #29632 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Just ignore the next request, Hil. You've already answered it.
smonster - May 02, 2013 4:32:37 pm PDT #29633 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In continuing "this is not my week" news, I moved a ladder on which a coworker had left a metal ruler, and it hit me in two places on the head, giving me a goose egg on my forehead. Could have been much worse, but I could have done without it, too. She apologized profusely, and I've been guilty of the same thing myself. Mostly I'm annoyed I didn't check before moving it.
Vortex - May 02, 2013 4:34:45 pm PDT #29634 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, I think I told you guys about my random OMA (out of my ass) lifestyle change. Tonight, I put my hands on my waist and realized that my extra pudge on the sides was almost gone.
Still a lot of work to do on the stomach, but there's definitely movement.
Strix - May 02, 2013 4:38:26 pm PDT #29635 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Lazy Susans! REALLY NICE picture frames for wedding photos. And yeah, register for a vaccuum. And a steam mop! Pretty shower curtain? Curtains? Humidifier?
I HIGHLY rec registering at Target! You get to go to the store and zap shit with one of those guns, but you can also go to the site and add stuff!
It doesn't have to be kitchen stuff; I got a charging station and a lamp, among other things.
You SHOULD register; tell Tim that otherwise, you will end up with clown statues and "funny" plaques. People want to buy gifts.