Can you register for beer?
I can't decide if registering for gift cards is like asking for money (I know that you can do it at Target, for example). OTOH, registering at someplace like Target gives you lots of options and it's easy to return stuff if you get duplicates or whatever.
I am now considering getting married just for the loot.
Nice sheets? Fluffy towels.
Also, skymall. You can register with skymall.
Yeah, Wusthof knives! Only, you have to give the person who gives you knives a penny so it's a sale not a gift, otherwise the person gifting you with knives actually wants you to die.
Waffle iron? Good kitchen shears? Spice rack? Tablecloth and/or cloth napkins? Meat thermometer?
Wait, my stepmother and realtor want me to die? Curse these super awesome knives :(
My rack has been called spicy.
Years ago, I deeply coveted the spice rack that was set up in 30 or so test tubes. Very cool.
Ooh, you want this spice rack which stacks, rotates, and you can go clicky clicky with each spice jar to measure out (more or less) 1/4 teaspoon of whatever spice automatically.