You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Apr 09, 2013 7:30:10 am PDT #28479 of 30001
Because books.

Hand them to someone who is creativey and tell them to tie them on a bunch of shit.

One of our clients is a ribbon wholesaler, and I have pages and pages of articles on how to use ribbon for your wedding, or your shower, or home decor, or as a fashion accessory.


beekaytee - Apr 09, 2013 7:40:26 am PDT #28480 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I would totally be trying to print my own.

I did print my own...silk screened...and it as an unmitigated travesty.

The grad student I hired to help misspelled my husband's last name. Seriously, one of the top 10 most common names in America...and several other countries, I'm sure.

Tim would have to work extra-super-it's-not-even-possible hard to do a worse job.

Sapphire and Silver is a gorgeous color scheme.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2013 7:43:05 am PDT #28481 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Sapphire and Silver is a gorgeous color scheme.

It's not so much a scheme, though, because we're not incorporating it into other stuff. It's just my dress and shoes.

*I* am the color scheme. t majestic music plays in the background


Liese S. - Apr 09, 2013 7:43:59 am PDT #28482 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I was all about to be "You can't nuke Corelle?" Because I really want plain white Corelle dishes to supplement our current black and white stoneware, which I really love, but is a) heavy, and b) not great with the tile floors. And I need about another eight place settings for when we have to feed groups.

We have lots of printed mugs. People give us mugs. But then I like coffee, so hey.

And then the SO started collecting booze glasses on tour this last time. So we pitched the Walmart plastic glasses, but always look like lushes when we serve pop because it's all in booze branded glasses.


Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2013 8:01:23 am PDT #28483 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Get some saphire and silver balloons to tie around the ceremony outside. Festive, gorgeous, cheap.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2013 8:05:22 am PDT #28484 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Get some saphire and silver balloons to tie around the ceremony outside. Festive, gorgeous, cheap.

Hmmm. The ceremony will be on the back patio, so we could tie balloons to the railings. And Party City is right by my hair salon, so I could pick up balloons after I get my hair done.


sj - Apr 09, 2013 8:05:59 am PDT #28485 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sapphire colored toasting flutes for your first toast?


WindSparrow - Apr 09, 2013 8:07:21 am PDT #28486 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Corelle doesn't break easily, but it is hella fun to watch and listen to when it does. It just keeps splintering into tiny little shards... five minutes or so until it's all over.


Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2013 8:10:07 am PDT #28487 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now you have a color scheme! Congratulations!


Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2013 8:11:41 am PDT #28488 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You could put a silver lei on the elephant and really punch it up.