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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Apr 05, 2013 3:07:45 pm PDT #28398 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Eek, sj! I'm glad you're okay.

Funny to see the LUSH crazy-ass customer service experience posted as I experienced it today. They opened a LUSH in my local mall (the one we're at all the time!!!!) and I was so excited! Today was their first day (guess that was my first mistake - heading in with a new crew in a new store). I was totally accosted, even though I told the salesperson I'm a huge LUSH fanatic and was just looking to get some bath stuff for me and my kid. She proceeded to take me to a chair and get all these moisturizers and talk about it helping with my stretch marks (yes, I'm hugely pregnant, but I don't have stretch marks). It was so uncomfortable because the way she did it made me feel like I would have been downright rude to refuse. Finally I said I needed to go because my kid wouldn't last much longer. As I headed out of the store, I saw that they had DW and Shane cornered, doing a bubble bar demo! OMG! Worst ever! Next time, I'm going in with my firm face on.


JZ - Apr 05, 2013 3:18:40 pm PDT #28399 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think the sole advantage to the bowling-lane-width tininess of the Lush on Powell St. in SF has got to be that there's literally no room for that stuff once you get more than maybe four customers in the shop at the same time. You file in, you get your stuff, you squee with the counterpeople at the counter, and then you file out, and that's it. I suppose a lone customer might be accosted, but with a handful or more the counterpeople are stuck right at the counter.

sj, I'm so glad you and your car are okay, and your insurance is being so good about it. But, damn, any kind of car accident sucks (though a bit less for you than for the driver behind you).


beekaytee - Apr 05, 2013 3:39:17 pm PDT #28400 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

It seems so quiet tonight. Sheesh. People must have lives or something.

sj, I too am glad you were not hurt...and I hope the other driver finally sees the light and becomes safer on the road.

It was a classically beautiful spring day around here. So gorgeous.

Along with getting tapped as a precinct captain, a volunteer opportunity I thought was not possible for me has come up.

I'll be the prep assistant for a nutritionist who teaches school kids about healthy food and cooking. While I don't have much to contribute to the conversation, I can spread out and pack up with the best of 'em. I think I can also help get shy kids to participate.

After a long time being a hermitty-type crab, I'm getting out there more.


billytea - Apr 05, 2013 4:02:23 pm PDT #28401 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Smaller than a crow. Bigger than a starling. Bright yellow breast, bright blue body. Gorgeous. Never saw one before. Almost ran off the road looking at it.

How close are you to Mexico? The orange-breasted bunting would fit the colour description: [link]

Generally, for a colourful North American bird I'd first think tanager, jay or cardinal (inc. buntings). I don't know that there are any jays with yellow bellies in those parts, and there are only a few tanager species that get that far north. That leaves me thinking cardinal family.


WindSparrow - Apr 05, 2013 5:25:51 pm PDT #28402 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

bonny, I meant to say before, I'm very proud of you.


erin_obscure - Apr 05, 2013 8:39:31 pm PDT #28403 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

bonny, that's so cool! You can be like introverted Jamie Oliver ;)

I got a message on Etsy from a guy from OkCupid linking to his Chemistry.com profile. *headdesk* Dude, keep the dating chat to the dating site? And maybe the right one? I'm not even on chemistry.com.


Zenkitty - Apr 05, 2013 10:06:07 pm PDT #28404 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Billytea, I'm nowhere near Mexico but that looks like the bird I saw today! Wow. He's a long way from home, if so.


sj - Apr 06, 2013 5:15:46 am PDT #28405 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Just checking in to say I'm only a tiny bit sore today, with a headache that I wish would go away. The concert last night helped with the stress. After the accident I had to go back out to get a prescription for my uti, which of course was never called in, so I was a big ball of stress by the time I got to the concert, but we met friends there and had lots of fun.

sj, I too am glad you were not hurt...and I hope the other driver finally sees the light and becomes safer on the road.

Yeah, me too. Especially since she is four months pregnant.


beekaytee - Apr 06, 2013 6:52:40 am PDT #28406 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

bonny, that's so cool! You can be like introverted Jamie Oliver ;)

Thanks Andi and erin. I _am_ putting myself out there, which I hope it will be fun.

If I took much stock in the MBTI, I'd have to say that my off-the-chart E of 20 years ago has drilled so far down into the I that I have to consciously effort to interact beyond the neighborhood.

Yeah, me too. Especially since she is four months pregnant.

Mercy, sj. I'm sorry you ended up with soreness and headache, and please-God, other driver had some sense knocked into her! Poor bairn. I wish s/he luck.


le nubian - Apr 06, 2013 7:53:34 am PDT #28407 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

The other driver probably shouldn't be driving I think. She probably has too much on her mind.