I accidentally taught a coworker a new word: fellatio. She had to ask another dispatcher what it meant before giving out the call.
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Apr 04, 2013 2:20:29 pm PDT #28342 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
SuziQ - Apr 04, 2013 2:24:19 pm PDT #28343 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Wait, that was a piece of info on a call? Was someone doing it wrong?
erin_obscure - Apr 04, 2013 2:35:26 pm PDT #28344 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Not a funny story :( I needed a radio-polite phrase for blow job, thought it was super funny that the lesbian mother of two had no idea what that phrase meant.
le nubian - Apr 04, 2013 3:03:14 pm PDT #28345 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Trudy, I will not go back into the Teavana in the mall because of the predatory salesfolk.
Amen, sister. I had to do a scathing Yelp complaint about the last Teavana I went into. I am the expert in aggressive walk and that does not phase the Teavana people I have been in contact with. They also ALWAYS over-measure. "I said I wanted 2 oz, asshole, don't give me 4."
sj - Apr 04, 2013 3:51:14 pm PDT #28346 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
In-laws are fun. bangs head on table
erin_obscure - Apr 04, 2013 4:07:49 pm PDT #28347 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I knew there was a reason I'm still single.
Liese S. - Apr 04, 2013 4:23:47 pm PDT #28348 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Did I gripe here about my bank card getting compromised? Because I just got another new one in the mail because apparently BoA's databases were compromised. So all that work I just did getting stuff switched over to my new debit card? I have to do AGAIN. Yeah, time to close that account, I think.
sj - Apr 04, 2013 4:29:27 pm PDT #28349 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We went to get our taxes done tonight, and after we were done we went to a restaurant for dinner. Shortly after we arrive, TCG's stepfather arrives to get take out and tells us TCG's mom is in the car. TCG goes outside to talk to her and asks me to stay inside so we don't miss our table being called. I think it's weird when 15 minutes later TCG hasn't come back in and his mother hasn't come in to say hello. His stepfather is waiting for his take-out and ignoring me as well. Finally my table gets called and TCG comes back inside without his mother. It turns out his mother is upset about something and wants to have dinner with just him to discuss it. Likely meaning, that when we saw her 6 months ago I said something to upset her and she's been stewing over it ever since so she wants to tell him what an awful, no good person I am. No, I'm not being paranoid, she has done this before. This rant may get erased later.
sj - Apr 04, 2013 4:30:47 pm PDT #28350 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Did I gripe here about my bank card getting compromised? Because I just got another new one in the mail because apparently BoA's databases were compromised. So all that work I just did getting stuff switched over to my new debit card? I have to do AGAIN. Yeah, time to close that account, I think.
Oh, dear. I got a new debit card from them about 6 months ago because of a database problem, though nothing has been taken from my account.
Liese S. - Apr 04, 2013 4:35:54 pm PDT #28351 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh no, sj, that's no fun.