Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
LEAVE ME ALONE OH MY GOD ONE MORE PERSON SPEAKS TO ME AND I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE.
That is so exactly the Lush experience.
At least at Teavana (I presume), even if you've been there before there's potentially a ton of stuff you won't know about. I know where the goddamn bath bombs are.
I have found with Teavana, if you walk in with purpose and talk to the person at the tea desk, you get less of the woo-woo.
Lush? I haven't found counter measures. I try hard to walk in, grab what I want and get to the check out desk as fast as I can but I still get accosted.
I'll echo what everyone else said about immediate vs. long-term help.
Yes, so much of this.
I accidentally taught a coworker a new word: fellatio. She had to ask another dispatcher what it meant before giving out the call.
Wait, that was a piece of info on a call? Was someone doing it wrong?
Not a funny story :( I needed a radio-polite phrase for blow job, thought it was super funny that the lesbian mother of two had no idea what that phrase meant.
Trudy, I will not go back into the Teavana in the mall because of the predatory salesfolk.
Amen, sister. I had to do a scathing Yelp complaint about the last Teavana I went into. I am the expert in aggressive walk and that does not phase the Teavana people I have been in contact with. They also ALWAYS over-measure. "I said I wanted 2 oz, asshole, don't give me 4."
In-laws are fun. bangs head on table
I knew there was a reason I'm still single.
Did I gripe here about my bank card getting compromised? Because I just got another new one in the mail because apparently BoA's databases were compromised. So all that work I just did getting stuff switched over to my new debit card? I have to do AGAIN. Yeah, time to close that account, I think.