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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Guys, I have a confession to make:
There is something I don't like abot Lush.
Yes, I know what your products are like. Yes, I know what a melt is. I assume there are new bath bombs, that's why I'm going over there to smell them. Please leave me alone. Yes, I love Buffy too. How are there 14 sales people in a 150 square foot shop? Leave me alone. Please, I'm fine, thank you. If I need anything I'll ask. Yes, I know where I can find you. Great, thanks. LEAVE ME ALONE OH MY GOD ONE MORE PERSON SPEAKS TO ME AND I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE.
Gallbladder yankage a definite.
Will they let you keep it in a jar?
You going to name it?
Trudy, I will not go back into the Teavana in the mall because of the predatory salesfolk. Do not tell me what your favorite item is, I don't give a damn. Do not tell me how your product will cure all my ills, I don't believe you. GO AWAY!
At this rate, we will have to eat it tartare without a nice Chianti.
Yes, I know what your products are like. Yes, I know what a melt is. I assume there are new bath bombs, that's why I'm going over there to smell them. Please leave me alone. Yes, I love Buffy too. How are there 14 sales people in a 150 square foot shop? Leave me alone. Please, I'm fine, thank you. If I need anything I'll ask. Yes, I know where I can find you. Great, thanks. LEAVE ME ALONE OH MY GOD ONE MORE PERSON SPEAKS TO ME AND I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE.
I have walked out of a Lush when that happened. I told someone to leave me alone, and someone else started talking to me. I told that person to leave me alone, and someone else started talking to me. And I gave up.
LEAVE ME ALONE OH MY GOD ONE MORE PERSON SPEAKS TO ME AND I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE.
That is so exactly the Lush experience.
At least at Teavana (I presume), even if you've been there before there's potentially a ton of stuff you won't know about. I know where the goddamn bath bombs are.
I have found with Teavana, if you walk in with purpose and talk to the person at the tea desk, you get less of the woo-woo.
Lush? I haven't found counter measures. I try hard to walk in, grab what I want and get to the check out desk as fast as I can but I still get accosted.