Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Nov 15, 2011 10:37:50 am PST #2822 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

awesome! keep me posted!


Liese S. - Nov 15, 2011 10:45:31 am PST #2823 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

This is my favorite part of being a buffista: you never have to be alone. There are us *everywhere* (okay, almost everywhere, not here, obviously) and people moving to a new city get to move *to* buffistas a lot of the time.


Ginger - Nov 15, 2011 11:41:51 am PST #2824 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

but I also see the delicious, hilarious irony in this.

When I worked for the power company, a construction crew down the street severed the power cable to our building. Without power, there was damn little we could do, so we were sent home. I trudged down 22 flights of stairs to find that every local station was filming us, because they found the power company without power irresistible.


DCJensen - Nov 15, 2011 11:48:33 am PST #2825 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh, as usual, dear.

Baconlube


smonster - Nov 15, 2011 11:53:54 am PST #2826 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

We just found out that the head of our program is going to come speak to us all tomorrow first thing. The general reaction to this announcement was uncertainty and nervous jokes.

Hmm.


Toddson - Nov 15, 2011 11:57:53 am PST #2827 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

sigh ... I just had a series of emails back and forth with someone in my office who just CANNOT understand that what she sees on her screen isn't what everyone - or even most people - will see on theirs. Well, OF COURSE, everyone will see exactly what she sees ... and stop being difficult.


Ginger - Nov 15, 2011 12:04:09 pm PST #2828 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Can you send her a screen shot of what most people see?


Toddson - Nov 15, 2011 12:07:15 pm PST #2829 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

She won't believe it - if it looks all right on her screen, anyone who has a problem is doing something wrong.


Ginger - Nov 15, 2011 12:23:03 pm PST #2830 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've been there, Todd. I've wanted to beat people over the head while yelling, "This is not print. This is not print. It will never work like print."


Strix - Nov 15, 2011 12:24:24 pm PST #2831 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

smonster, understand the nervous jokes. Hope it turns out to be good news.

ION, D's co.'s issue with paychecks STILL not resolved, and almost no information coming forth on it.

This is...Not Good. We pay our mortgage at the 1st of the month, but I'm feeling awful for the people who have a day-after-payday autopay set up for it and other expenses.

It's a clusterfuck, and we are both not needing THIS extra money SNAFU at all. Not at ALL.