When the publisher I worked for in San Diego sold our division, we got a nice bonus to stay through to the end. Which is odd because publishing is so underpaid. A lot of people left. It was only about six months though.

That's a lot to process though, Epic.

I've also realized that the stress of the last few weeks has me on the unintentional "acid reflux diet." I have the cough, the chest pain, the inability to tell when I'm hungry until I'm starving

Why do I never recognize these signs until my throat is burning with acid? I don't get the "burn" but there is a diffuse chest pain. There should be a test to be a grownup. But I'd fail.

I should also consider updating my resume. The current round of budget cuts calls for us to lay off 22 trainees and calltakers...including me. Now, chances are the funding will come through at the last minute because we're already understaffed and cutting emergency services is political suicide (not to mention a huuuuuge public safety problem). The lovely irony? Layoffs are supposed to be effective July 1st. What's the busiest day of the year at every 911 center in the US? July 4th. So there's still a chance I might be laid off July 1st, then re-hired July 5th. If so, I keep telling myself that I'll enjoy a few precious vacation days in July, because with my seniority I have zero chance of getting vacation time in June, July or August through normal channels!

I just need the study guide for being a grownup. I spent four nights coughing away my sleep before remembering that Nyquil exists for a reason, and I have some in my house. And that i also have sweet, sweet cough syrup with codeine if the nyquil isn't enough to buy me a few hours of restorative sleep. I swear this chest cold is messing with my head.

There should be a test to be a grownup. But I'd fail.

If you fail the grownup test, will someone else take care of some of this stuff? 'Cuz I will totally throw the exam.

I ALWAYS find that colds give me a case of Stupid. My theory is that the extra snot & phlegm slow down the thoughts.

Feel better, erin.

Epic, it would be a really good idea to update your resume. The rest can wait, but if an opportunity arises you want to have a resume. And you do want to start looking at least on a low key level, because these days it takes a while to find a job, and most employers strongly prefer to hire someone who has a job. And if you get something good before the two years are up, you need to weigh the bonus they are offering against being unemployed. I'd make your goal to have your resume updated by April 1, and to be doing networking by May 1.

I'm glad you have the lead time, ET. Don't forget the Buffista resume whisperers, either. Erin's work on mine has resulted in about a call a week from recruiters. Nothing I've wanted to take yet, but if/when budget cuts start threatening my job, that'll change pretty quickly.

Epic, that's the longest lead time I ever heard of for a lay-off. It's good to know way in advance, though.

Danged carbs. I lost about 7 pounds at the beginning of the year on a low-carb diet, as I always do, then I got stressed and lost control and ate all the carbs, as I always do, and I gained back 10 pounds. I don't know why I even try to lose weight.

Jeez, Epic. That is tough, but good to have lead time.

I just read the carb/gluten discussion while nomming on tortilla chips. I don't think I have gluten issues - I did cut it out once for a few weeks, and didn't see any difference in anything.

Lovely day. Wanna go home now. I do, finally, get to see D tonight for more than a few minutes. First time in at least two weeks that's happened.

nomming on tortilla chips.

That reminded me: falafel chips exist, and they are REALLY good. I kind of want to eat them with hummus, but that seems redundant.