And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Mar 06, 2013 5:29:01 pm PST #27120 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yes yes! What Steph and Laura said. You are an amazing woman, Maria.


Maria - Mar 06, 2013 5:37:10 pm PST #27121 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I've got tears in my eyes. So very glad that I have a legion of Bitches surrounding me.


Pix - Mar 06, 2013 6:07:25 pm PST #27122 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

But Maria, even though your life is emphatically not what you expected, you aren't just stubbornly pointing backwards and saying "Well, I guess NOW the rest of my life will suck." You're saying, "Okay, let's see what's next." And the choice to do that is tremendous.

This, this, a thousand times this.


smonster - Mar 07, 2013 3:28:55 am PST #27123 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What Teppy Said!!!!!


Typo Boy - Mar 07, 2013 4:01:02 am PST #27124 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Had to take my Mom to the Emergency room (a capillary burst in her mouth where she had a tooth extracted and it took the emergency room to stop the bleeding). I have to take her to a follow up appointment and then make a lecture. I got no sleep last night but could probably fit a half hour nap in. Question: grab the half hour nap or in your experience is a half hour nap while sleep deprived worse than nothing in bring on the gronk?


Ginger - Mar 07, 2013 4:04:18 am PST #27125 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My experience is that the half hour is better spent taking a shower and knocking back coffee.


Typo Boy - Mar 07, 2013 4:49:26 am PST #27126 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Have had the shower, on to coffee and breakfast.


omnis_audis - Mar 07, 2013 5:06:09 am PST #27127 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

My cousin and his girlfriend just found out the sex of the baby: it's a boy. I am so excited for them, but I'm also a bit sad that I will probably never experience that.

Nothing stopping you from being the awesomest Aunt there ever was. (As well as all the great advice up thread)

Yikes Typo Boy. Much ~ma to you and your mom. Sleep dep can be rough.


le nubian - Mar 07, 2013 9:35:44 am PST #27128 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Dang Typo. Sounds like your mother is okay, but probably worn out because of the experience. Yikes.


Typo Boy - Mar 07, 2013 9:49:38 am PST #27129 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Back from the talk. Had lunch. Have now been up six 6am Wed. I still have stuff to do, but will sleep well tonight.