You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Feb 06, 2013 1:37:14 pm PST #25977 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, that's great news on doggie adoption. I will offer one unsolicited observation. I have had a few friends over the years with Jack Russell Terriers. They are adorable dogs, but tend to be VERY high energy and need to run and be active a lot or they can get destructive. They are a pretty smart breed, which can be cool, but it means that they can get bored easily and they can be a handful unless well trained.

Thanks. One of my friends, who's a vet, mentioned that too. I'll meet this dog and talk to the people at the shelter and find out more about her. If it doesn't seem like she's the right dog for me, then I'll wait for a different one.


sj - Feb 06, 2013 1:42:59 pm PST #25978 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

G is digging his little foot into my side. So I tell him he's hurting me, which gets big laughs from him. 4 year olds are weird.


smonster - Feb 06, 2013 2:35:03 pm PST #25979 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That seems to be an age for hitting and kicking and all that stuff. I was hanging with a friend's son at a parade and he was totally in that stage.

Jack Russells can also be barky and can jump crazy high.


sj - Feb 06, 2013 2:58:59 pm PST #25980 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

G went to bed for me! I have never put him to bed before, only naps on the couch. So I was nervous he would throw a tantrum.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2013 5:29:12 pm PST #25981 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I offer a deep discount on bitch cutting services for Buffistas. I'm just sayin'.


meara - Feb 06, 2013 6:10:23 pm PST #25982 of 30001

I offer a deep discount on bitch cutting services for Buffistas. I'm just sayin'.

Ooh. Now I want a bulk discount and to watch the carnage. Fun!


Liese S. - Feb 06, 2013 6:35:52 pm PST #25983 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, can we buy that in a package in advance? Can we put you on a bitch cutting retainer?


Cass - Feb 06, 2013 6:43:19 pm PST #25984 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm in.


Dana - Feb 06, 2013 6:49:05 pm PST #25985 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am so in.

(I think it's probably best not to talk about it too much, but I feel like my manager is behaving abusively towards our new hire.)


Liese S. - Feb 06, 2013 6:54:43 pm PST #25986 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

There was a little Jackie Russell that "worked" on our construction crew building the house. He came over every day, right about lunchtime, inspected progress, and got fed lunchmeat by the construction workers. He was a smart cookie for sure.

And of course, when it was being built, there weren't any walls, so he just trotted through the house like he owned it. By the time Seabiscuit got there, his smell was all over the place!

(eta: That's not good, Dana.)