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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Feb 06, 2013 1:42:59 pm PST #25978 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

G is digging his little foot into my side. So I tell him he's hurting me, which gets big laughs from him. 4 year olds are weird.


smonster - Feb 06, 2013 2:35:03 pm PST #25979 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That seems to be an age for hitting and kicking and all that stuff. I was hanging with a friend's son at a parade and he was totally in that stage.

Jack Russells can also be barky and can jump crazy high.


sj - Feb 06, 2013 2:58:59 pm PST #25980 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

G went to bed for me! I have never put him to bed before, only naps on the couch. So I was nervous he would throw a tantrum.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2013 5:29:12 pm PST #25981 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I offer a deep discount on bitch cutting services for Buffistas. I'm just sayin'.


meara - Feb 06, 2013 6:10:23 pm PST #25982 of 30001

I offer a deep discount on bitch cutting services for Buffistas. I'm just sayin'.

Ooh. Now I want a bulk discount and to watch the carnage. Fun!


Liese S. - Feb 06, 2013 6:35:52 pm PST #25983 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, can we buy that in a package in advance? Can we put you on a bitch cutting retainer?


Cass - Feb 06, 2013 6:43:19 pm PST #25984 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm in.


Dana - Feb 06, 2013 6:49:05 pm PST #25985 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am so in.

(I think it's probably best not to talk about it too much, but I feel like my manager is behaving abusively towards our new hire.)


Liese S. - Feb 06, 2013 6:54:43 pm PST #25986 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

There was a little Jackie Russell that "worked" on our construction crew building the house. He came over every day, right about lunchtime, inspected progress, and got fed lunchmeat by the construction workers. He was a smart cookie for sure.

And of course, when it was being built, there weren't any walls, so he just trotted through the house like he owned it. By the time Seabiscuit got there, his smell was all over the place!

(eta: That's not good, Dana.)


Trudy Booth - Feb 06, 2013 6:55:19 pm PST #25987 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And before I go on a rage-fueled rant on FB... someone please look at my last post regarding my lack of sleep and the terrible feeling I have in the pit of my stomach, and tell me that I should just ignore the last comment about needing therapy. I am about ready to cut a bitch.

Maria, I nearly flipped my shit at her. I controlled myself because I thought it could generate further stress for you and I am trying to be mellower these days. If it would not generate further stress for you I'm not so caught up in this "mellower" thing that I can not FLIP MY FUCKING SHIT AT HER.

I'm glad you're taking care of yourself and not spinning into a rage. See? You are capable of doing things right now. And if you weren't we'd have shuffled you off into the International Buffista Underground but the least said about that the better It would be bullshit to say "it'll all be ok," but in about a month it'll all be a good bit more tolerable.