Kiwi sex!
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2012 4:37:56 pm PST #24191 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
quester - Dec 21, 2012 5:19:14 pm PST #24192 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I have a cold that is leaving me cold to the idea of doing anything xmas-y.
This is very inconvenient as I have a package to finish and mail to "someone" and 2 xmas parties to go to this weekend with my family and friends.
It is also making me very irritable at work with all the silly xmas stuff and trying to get actual work done. I snapped at the 4th person who told me about treats in the conference room in the 5 minutes I was trying to finish something so I could dash to the bathroom, let alone line up for "treats".
smonster - Dec 21, 2012 5:31:34 pm PST #24193 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
kiwi sex!! Did Ryan have questions, or notice?
quester, get it done ~ma to you.
I made it!! No talk yet of politics or guns. My actual strategy, other than the cute dog (who has already peed on the carpet), is to ask lots of questions and be inquiring and curious instead of oppositional.
We'll see how that goes.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2012 5:32:27 pm PST #24194 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
hooray! We fed the girls, they seemed happy to see us!
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2012 6:42:04 pm PST #24195 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kiwi sighting! In captivity, which is less exciting. However, they were mating, which I rather think makes up for it.
Wow. New Zealanders are... not shy.
billytea - Dec 21, 2012 10:47:31 pm PST #24196 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
kiwi sex!! Did Ryan have questions, or notice?
He did! He asked, "Are they good friends?"
Laura - Dec 22, 2012 4:06:13 am PST #24197 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Yay kiwi sex! Having not had the voyeuristic experience my first concern was inadvertent beak related injury. I suppose they are experienced and cautious.
smonster - Dec 22, 2012 4:53:31 am PST #24198 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
He did! He asked, "Are they good friends?"
Awww.
Grandpa is fixing me fried eggs and grits and tea. Saw the uncle who lives next door. Slept pretty well but my allergies are acting up - there's mold in the house.
Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2012 5:27:56 am PST #24199 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
He did! He asked, "Are they good friends?"
Not yet! That's what they'll tell everyone after they break up.
smonster - Dec 22, 2012 5:28:06 am PST #24200 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Grandpa's sugar is 186 and he's still eating a huge mess of grits for breakfast. I told him if he went into a coma I'd leave him on the floor, and he said, "That's fine, you can shoot me twice, too, and make sure I'm dead."
Yup, that's my stubborn old bastard of a granddad. You just gotta laugh.