And boys -- let's watch the swearing.

Mayor ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Dec 21, 2012 11:06:12 am PST #24187 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

EXACTLY. And they're not supposed to be near Wellington!

It knew you would appreciate it more than anyone else.


erin_obscure - Dec 21, 2012 2:34:48 pm PST #24188 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

What has our world come to? Some1 just called 911 to report a guy in a black trenchcoat standing on the corner. Just, you know, standing there. Looking creepy. Oh, and he had neon yellow hair "like a highlighter" and his face painted like a skull. Clearly he must be up to no good.

I wanna go to the party that guy is going to.


billytea - Dec 21, 2012 3:42:54 pm PST #24189 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Kiwi sighting! In captivity, which is less exciting. However, they were mating, which I rather think makes up for it.


hippocampus - Dec 21, 2012 4:15:50 pm PST #24190 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

You buried the lede, there, bt.


Ginger - Dec 21, 2012 4:37:56 pm PST #24191 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Kiwi sex!


quester - Dec 21, 2012 5:19:14 pm PST #24192 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I have a cold that is leaving me cold to the idea of doing anything xmas-y.

This is very inconvenient as I have a package to finish and mail to "someone" and 2 xmas parties to go to this weekend with my family and friends.

It is also making me very irritable at work with all the silly xmas stuff and trying to get actual work done. I snapped at the 4th person who told me about treats in the conference room in the 5 minutes I was trying to finish something so I could dash to the bathroom, let alone line up for "treats".


smonster - Dec 21, 2012 5:31:34 pm PST #24193 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

kiwi sex!! Did Ryan have questions, or notice?

quester, get it done ~ma to you.

I made it!! No talk yet of politics or guns. My actual strategy, other than the cute dog (who has already peed on the carpet), is to ask lots of questions and be inquiring and curious instead of oppositional.

We'll see how that goes.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2012 5:32:27 pm PST #24194 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

hooray! We fed the girls, they seemed happy to see us!


Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2012 6:42:04 pm PST #24195 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kiwi sighting! In captivity, which is less exciting. However, they were mating, which I rather think makes up for it.

Wow. New Zealanders are... not shy.


billytea - Dec 21, 2012 10:47:31 pm PST #24196 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

kiwi sex!! Did Ryan have questions, or notice?

He did! He asked, "Are they good friends?"