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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Dec 08, 2012 12:31:12 pm PST #23639 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I consider myself very lucky in that Miss Kitty and Noodle both basically ignore the tree and any ornaments. Noodle was very interested in the lights when I was checking them and they were laid on the floor. But now that everything is up, they haven't flipped over anything. Knock on wood, toss salt over my shoulder and whatever else you are supposed to do to prevent jinxing yourself.


javachik - Dec 08, 2012 1:06:51 pm PST #23640 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Never had a problem with any tree with any of my pets.

My next door neighbors, on the other hand, have a male dog who thinks he has to mark EVERY tree, including Christmas trees. Gross. I think they've gotten to the point, after years of trying barriers, on top of tables, etc, that they're just giving up.


askye - Dec 08, 2012 1:24:44 pm PST #23641 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

The way Penny acts around anything sparkly I'm afraid to put a tree. Plus I don't have room for it. Although I want to get some kind of crystal or suncatcher to put in a window to drive crazy chasing after the sparklies.

She runs everytime the front door opens and tries to catch the light that reflects off window.


meara - Dec 08, 2012 1:48:34 pm PST #23642 of 30001

No idea how the cat would deal with a big tree--he's often entirely uninterested in our crazy antics ("get the mousie! look it's a moving point! kill it!" and he's like "Uh...no, I'm napping you stupid humans"). But we got a 3' or 4' tree and put it on the countertop, which he is too fat to get up on.


Calli - Dec 08, 2012 1:52:32 pm PST #23643 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Leifur likes to lounge on the tree skirt, but that's about all the interest he shows. Which is a relief. Several of my ornaments involve feathers, but unless those are on a live bird, the cat doesn't seem to care.


Anne W. - Dec 08, 2012 1:54:00 pm PST #23644 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

My next door neighbors, on the other hand, have a male dog who thinks he has to mark EVERY tree, including Christmas trees.

Some good friends of mine used to set up their manger scene under the Christmas tree until they got a male dog. Let us just say that blasphemy happened, and leave it at that.


smonster - Dec 08, 2012 2:45:04 pm PST #23645 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Anne. Hilarious and disturbing. Did they rename the dog Mapplethorpe?


Anne W. - Dec 08, 2012 2:52:39 pm PST #23646 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

No, but they were quite horrified. The mantel became the new tradition after that.


le nubian - Dec 08, 2012 3:40:20 pm PST #23647 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Anne,

OMG. I am laughing out loud over here.


brenda m - Dec 08, 2012 3:58:41 pm PST #23648 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Some good friends of mine used to set up their manger scene under the Christmas tree until they got a male dog. Let us just say that blasphemy happened, and leave it at that.

Hee. My mom used to make gingerbread mangers but gingerbread baby Jesus disappeared over and over. At first we got blamed but it turned out that that figure was juuust within the dog's reach.