Oh, Anne. Hilarious and disturbing. Did they rename the dog Mapplethorpe?
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
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smonster - Dec 08, 2012 2:45:04 pm PST #23645 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Anne W. - Dec 08, 2012 2:52:39 pm PST #23646 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
No, but they were quite horrified. The mantel became the new tradition after that.
le nubian - Dec 08, 2012 3:40:20 pm PST #23647 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Anne,
OMG. I am laughing out loud over here.
brenda m - Dec 08, 2012 3:58:41 pm PST #23648 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Some good friends of mine used to set up their manger scene under the Christmas tree until they got a male dog. Let us just say that blasphemy happened, and leave it at that.
Hee. My mom used to make gingerbread mangers but gingerbread baby Jesus disappeared over and over. At first we got blamed but it turned out that that figure was juuust within the dog's reach.
Steph L. - Dec 08, 2012 4:01:03 pm PST #23649 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
le nubian! We got the Reese's cups today! I had forgotten about them, and so I just looked at the box, unopened, for about 3 minutes, trying to decide if I was accidentally going to open Christmas present from my brother (because he shopped early and we've been getting stuff in the mail all week). I finally decided that I was 90% sure we had everything from my brother, and I would risk ruining the surprise if it WAS from him.
Needless to say, I laughed and laughed when I opened the box, since I had forgotten all about them. Thank you!!!
le nubian - Dec 08, 2012 4:04:36 pm PST #23650 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
(laughing out loud)
sorry about that. I had way too much travel in November and didn't really have a moment to mail them out. You got them quick!
Steph L. - Dec 08, 2012 4:07:56 pm PST #23651 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh, like I said, I forgot about them, so it's not like I was sitting around all November glaring at the computer and bemoaning my Reese's-less state. It was a hilarious surprise today!
le nubian - Dec 08, 2012 4:14:17 pm PST #23652 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
may all your days be hilarious surprises.
le nubian - Dec 08, 2012 4:50:17 pm PST #23653 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Scrappy,
I just read Beep Me. Good health 'ma for your mother.
billytea - Dec 08, 2012 5:34:43 pm PST #23654 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Some good friends of mine used to set up their manger scene under the Christmas tree until they got a male dog. Let us just say that blasphemy happened, and leave it at that.
Don Bluth: "All Dogs go to heaven."
Anne's friends' dog: "I'd like to test that theory."