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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Dec 08, 2012 9:23:32 am PST #23633 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Laura, you are the best. He will absolutely love to see you and the parade.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 08, 2012 10:26:32 am PST #23634 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Picked up a smaller tree, about 5 feet. Decorated it with sentimental favorite ornaments and mardi gras beads!


Pix - Dec 08, 2012 10:38:15 am PST #23635 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

sj - Dec 08, 2012 11:16:12 am PST #23636 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Nora, our tree is just under 5 feet this year, and I love it.


Steph L. - Dec 08, 2012 11:53:07 am PST #23637 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We have a small tree (4 feet, maybe) that we put on a side table, because our house is small and the dog and cats would knock over a tree that sits on the floor. In about 20 seconds.


flea - Dec 08, 2012 12:11:07 pm PST #23638 of 30001
information libertarian

We have 2 cats, and even the young frisky one is pretty good about Christmas trees. He'll play with low-branch ornaments in the night some, but we've never had a flying leap or other sort of full-on attack. I did once observe the felling of a tree by a climbing adolescent kitten, and it was very exciting! (Our tree is currently bare and resting. Come down, you branches! I think at the current rate of descent we will not be trimming until tomorrow.)


SuziQ - Dec 08, 2012 12:31:12 pm PST #23639 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I consider myself very lucky in that Miss Kitty and Noodle both basically ignore the tree and any ornaments. Noodle was very interested in the lights when I was checking them and they were laid on the floor. But now that everything is up, they haven't flipped over anything. Knock on wood, toss salt over my shoulder and whatever else you are supposed to do to prevent jinxing yourself.


javachik - Dec 08, 2012 1:06:51 pm PST #23640 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Never had a problem with any tree with any of my pets.

My next door neighbors, on the other hand, have a male dog who thinks he has to mark EVERY tree, including Christmas trees. Gross. I think they've gotten to the point, after years of trying barriers, on top of tables, etc, that they're just giving up.


askye - Dec 08, 2012 1:24:44 pm PST #23641 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

The way Penny acts around anything sparkly I'm afraid to put a tree. Plus I don't have room for it. Although I want to get some kind of crystal or suncatcher to put in a window to drive crazy chasing after the sparklies.

She runs everytime the front door opens and tries to catch the light that reflects off window.


meara - Dec 08, 2012 1:48:34 pm PST #23642 of 30001

No idea how the cat would deal with a big tree--he's often entirely uninterested in our crazy antics ("get the mousie! look it's a moving point! kill it!" and he's like "Uh...no, I'm napping you stupid humans"). But we got a 3' or 4' tree and put it on the countertop, which he is too fat to get up on.