Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Nov 25, 2012 6:09:08 pm PST #23197 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ahhh, thanks, sj. I need to work on my zen, since my life is not likely to get less stressful any time soon. I guess it's time to revive my meditation practice.


Strix - Nov 25, 2012 7:10:56 pm PST #23198 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Lisah, those are hot shoes. I approve.

smonster, everyone pulls an occasional boner. Don't let it faze you too much.


meara - Nov 26, 2012 6:34:03 am PST #23199 of 30001

Ugh. Well, the time of the month explains why I had dreams about my back hurting all night long. Ow. How long do these painkillers take to kick in?


meara - Nov 26, 2012 7:17:30 am PST #23200 of 30001

Also: anyone have awesome present ideas for a guy who is old, blind in one eye, deaf in one ear, and doesn't like to leave his recliner much? Aka, my dad?


DavidS - Nov 26, 2012 7:26:42 am PST #23201 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also: anyone have awesome present ideas for a guy who is old, blind in one eye, deaf in one ear, and doesn't like to leave his recliner much?

Something he can put into his mouth, like Scotch?


meara - Nov 26, 2012 7:38:30 am PST #23202 of 30001

Hmm. He's never been much of a drinker, and apparently the antibiotics he's on for the eye thing are killing his appetite. But I may go find some monk-baked fruitcake or something. Adopt a nun again. Anyone have good Catholic-related charitable giving?

(So far the excitement is that he probably won't have to have a glass eye. But I did discuss with siblings that we should get him a parrot. Because he's one peg leg away from piracy, and he DOES have diabetes, which increases the peg leg likelihood. Though apparently my sister got it but my brother went "like...a helper parrot?!?")


brenda m - Nov 26, 2012 7:47:20 am PST #23203 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But I may go find some monk-baked fruitcake or something.

At Thanksgiving someone brought a fruitcake they had made and kept in the freezer. During Sandy when their power was out it thawed, so to be safe it got dowsed in most of a bottle of Talisker and refrozen. I can highly recommend this practice.


Scrappy - Nov 26, 2012 7:54:53 am PST #23204 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My dad always liked this at Xmas: [link]


Steph L. - Nov 26, 2012 8:08:21 am PST #23205 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But I may go find some monk-baked fruitcake or something.

The monks (friars?) at Gethsemani apparently do good fruitcake. (I don't like fruitcake, so I can't personally vouch for it, but people who DO like fruitcake say it's good.)

Anyone have good Catholic-related charitable giving?

St. Vincent de Paul? The Retirement Fund for Religious?


meara - Nov 26, 2012 8:12:35 am PST #23206 of 30001

Thanks Teppy! He's volunteered with St V de Pfor many years (used to collect the furniture donations, or bring them to the recipients). I figure I'm willing to donate to things like retired nuns, just not the actual church.