If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 16, 2012 10:28:48 am PDT #21417 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yikes, smonster! You going to the neighborhood thing tonight? I am not up for the whole thing this year, but if you wanted to meet there I could give you a present and a hug!


Calli - Oct 16, 2012 10:52:19 am PDT #21418 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope your day improves, smonster.

It's a beautiful fall day in NC. I'd kinda like to be outside in it instead of looking at it through the window.


Burrell - Oct 16, 2012 11:11:02 am PDT #21419 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sending hugs to erin and smonster.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 16, 2012 12:11:36 pm PDT #21420 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

What I did last week:

  • Go to San Francisco
  • Get sick
  • Nothing else

What I have done yesterday and today:

  • gone to work
  • gone grocery shopping
  • cooked dinner
  • had real estate forms notarized and sent out overnight
  • paid bills for old house and new
  • got a list of mental heath care providers in my area
  • ordered shoes from Zappos and clothes from Lands End
  • reordered checks (which is apparently more complex than I could have ever dreamed)
  • called in AND picked up prescriptions
  • everyday tasks like laundry, dishwasher, catbox scooping, trash, and recycling

In conclusion: I am exhausted.


Atropa - Oct 16, 2012 12:59:14 pm PDT #21421 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Uggghhh. Still sick (feeling slightly worse than yesterday, actually), but I'm working from home. I had a co-worker neighbor drop off my work laptop last night, and now I am editing content, because we have really scary deadlines looming. But damn, I do not want to be doing this.


Hil R. - Oct 16, 2012 1:56:02 pm PDT #21422 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been having mouse issues in my apartment. So far, this has happened around this time every year I've lived here. This time, my landlady decided that it's because my kitchen isn't clean enough. I admit that it's not sparkling, but it's not filthy, either -- there are some crumbs on the counter, and the floor could probably do with being swept more often than I do sweep it, and there are a few splatters on the stove that I didn't totally wipe up. But all the food is put away in the cabinets or fridge, and I never leave dirty dishes lying around.

Anyway. Today, she and the handyman came into the apartment while I was at work, to set up some mouse traps and see if they could find where the mice were coming in from. (She told me about this before hand.) She sent me an email with an update, telling me that they'd set the traps, and that she'd cleaned my kitchen. She totally scrubbed down all the appliances and counters with bleach, and she went through my recycling bin and took out all the peanut butter containers, because those can't be totally cleaned out, and she says that the little bit of peanut butter left in the containers attracts mice.

This is weird, right?


Burrell - Oct 16, 2012 2:03:43 pm PDT #21423 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dang Nora, that's TCB.


Rick - Oct 16, 2012 2:36:24 pm PDT #21424 of 30001

This time of year rodents are attracted to warmth and shelter. Did she remove your furnace and your roof, too? Because the peanut butter jars are not the culprit.


Laura - Oct 16, 2012 2:42:32 pm PDT #21425 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Yo, Sickos! Sending out the health~ma.

And here I thought the slow pace in Bitches was designed to give me a shot at keeping caught up.

My killer cat keeps the mice away. I can't say this isn't upsetting at times, but she is damned effective at her job.


EpicTangent - Oct 16, 2012 2:44:55 pm PDT #21426 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Of interest to some people here - 2 cute corsets on sale for just under $20 until 7pm (Pacific):

[link]

(first 2 at that link)