Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Oct 04, 2012 8:31:47 pm PDT #21059 of 30001

WTF, are you sharing this bathroom with random strangers off the street, or is it YOUR COWORKERS smearing blood on the walls?!? Seriously, WTF?


le nubian - Oct 04, 2012 8:34:37 pm PDT #21060 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I bet it is someone who isn't judicious about wiping their hands after a nosebleed, period, etc.


le nubian - Oct 04, 2012 8:35:01 pm PDT #21061 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(RA in a women's floor in college. I have seen EVERYTHING).


Scrappy - Oct 04, 2012 8:50:54 pm PDT #21062 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Think it's a matter of some people being completely paranoid about leaving any odors in a bathroom. if they can't use the Lysol or some other masking spray, they may be unable to go at all. wipes plus some kind of natural spray might be the best bet.


Burrell - Oct 04, 2012 9:20:33 pm PDT #21063 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

WTF, are you sharing this bathroom with random strangers off the street, or is it YOUR COWORKERS smearing blood on the walls?!? Seriously, WTF?

Is it just me thinking that this year erin should go with the blood-spattered vampire costume for Halloween?

Bummer that you won't be down Jilli. Last year was the first time I discovered the true extent of this guy's decorations. But there will be other years, and he seems to go all-out every year. Of course the other guy, the one who turns his yard into a haunted graveyard, he's now on every other year or so.


erin_obscure - Oct 04, 2012 9:25:03 pm PDT #21064 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

My theory on the blood was an errant used tampon that whacked against the wall and wasn't imediately cleaned up....but apparently it happened repeatedly. There was a whole "check chart" of supervisors checking hourly to figure out exactly when it was happening to try and figure out who was doing it. I have some rather disgusting coworkers, apparently. This is the same workplace that issued a memo a couple years ago reminding folks not to A) trim toenails on work surfaces and B) not pee all over the floor in the bathrooms. Oh, and someone was wiping snot on the men's room wall. I think all of us being essentially penned into one room for 10-12 hours a day gets people a little extra crazy. And we're all screened by a psychiatrist prior to being hired to make sure we're crazy enough to be able to do the job.


le nubian - Oct 05, 2012 6:00:11 am PDT #21065 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

erin,

I forgot what kind of work you do. I am now afraid to ask, but my imagination is running WILD.


smonster - Oct 05, 2012 6:01:40 am PDT #21066 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dang, erin. That is a bucket o' crazy.

I woke up feeling better mentally, at least, and I was really looking forward to riding my bike around running errands... and then I stood up. Still can't stand up straight. And now I have a headache, too. I think I'm going to go back to bed and curl up a little more. I *have* to go to the bank and grocery store. And I really need to do some budgeting and bill-paying.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2012 6:46:59 am PDT #21067 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, smonster, I wish I could help, but I'm stuck at work. Maybe during my lunch hour??? Let me know.


sj - Oct 05, 2012 6:53:07 am PDT #21068 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

erin, that kind of thing drives me crazy. I am super sensitive to cleaners and pretty much anything scented.

{{{smonster}}} Feel better.