Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Oct 02, 2012 4:39:34 am PDT #20921 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Nora!


billytea - Oct 02, 2012 4:42:08 am PDT #20922 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Remember: flowers in your hair counts as carry-on luggage.


ChiKat - Oct 02, 2012 5:04:28 am PDT #20923 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Nora!

Also, jealous!


Nora Deirdre - Oct 02, 2012 5:10:29 am PDT #20924 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am so excited, I can't even tell you.


EpicTangent - Oct 02, 2012 7:18:55 am PDT #20925 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Curse you, bt!


smonster - Oct 02, 2012 8:30:41 am PDT #20926 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh Nora, how fun!

I have concluded that I cannot afford to fly home for my friends's wedding in a month, which sucks geriatric monkey balls. My brother is going (R was his college roommate, then later mine). But I'm still climbing out of the Isaac subhole of the moving pit of the unemployment crevasse of the credit card debt chasm so... no. Let's not even talk about the Grand Canyon of Retirement Savings Fail.

Also, Bitches, I need reassurance. I am hella queasy again. I finished my meds a couple of days ago, took probiotics throughout, and have added on Greek yogurt. How long before this nausea probably isn't ABs anymore? I am a wee bit paranoid that I've managed to get preggers despite consistent condom and pill usage. White font for girly TMI: I should be on my period now, and I'm kind of spotting but it's also a little mucous-y. Am I totally wacko? Should I just POAS to settle my mind?


meara - Oct 02, 2012 8:35:36 am PDT #20927 of 30001

Dunno what POAS is, but ...can't hurt to double-check? Likely just illness/fatigue/body being hateful, but best to know ASAP if it's more than that, eh?


sj - Oct 02, 2012 8:39:26 am PDT #20928 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

smonster, when was your period due?


smonster - Oct 02, 2012 8:44:28 am PDT #20929 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Pee On A Stick, meara.

sj, uh, yesterday. I know, I'm totally nuts. Part of it is that I dreamed (white font for disturbing) that I was having an abortion last week. I've been worried since then. I just don't remember having this kind of reaction to an AB before.


sj - Oct 02, 2012 8:47:06 am PDT #20930 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

smonster, the ABs can definitely throw off your schedule. I would wait two more days before testing, just because your budget is so tight and those sticks are expensive.