You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Sep 29, 2012 6:47:01 pm PDT #20834 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The DH got up early to go to Jay Leno's garage to photograph him and his Bugatti. Reported Jay was actually nice, the car collection was mind=blowing

I would give a LOT to see his garage. He has, hands down, the most interesting collection. And he loves them.

"For those of you who braved the crowd at the Creation Museum today..."

I want to have a smartass comment but it's just ... really?

I don't know, it's nice to be eating a dinner where none of the components were frozen.

Yes. Though I am currently stocking my freezer with usable portions of things. I figured if it's something I cooked, it doesn't really count as "frozen" in a derogatory way.

I made green curry chicken and zucchini over rice for Mom tonight. So I froze extra rice and the surprisingly extra zucchini (because I bought nearly three pounds) went in there too. The green curry was shockingly delicious. I made that! With science. And coconut milk.


NoiseDesign - Sep 29, 2012 7:26:02 pm PDT #20835 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

The best part is that the person that posted about the creation museum lives in San Diego, so he travelled to be there.


Steph L. - Sep 29, 2012 7:41:09 pm PDT #20836 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Well, sure. They have a DRAGON.


Connie Neil - Sep 29, 2012 7:43:35 pm PDT #20837 of 30001
brillig

Is that better or worse than a Cave Troll?


Burrell - Sep 29, 2012 8:27:16 pm PDT #20838 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yum Cass, I lurves me a good green curry.

We had an exciting dinner first (for us that is): pork ribs, cooked low and slow on the grill with a dry rub. I am not good with the barbeque so I never try anything more ambitious than burgers, but these were delicious! And the kids ate them too, although Franny mostly ate artichokes for dinner (the big kind, not the wee ones that come in a jar).

Another culinary first for the day: getting the kids to try coconut milk in place of soy milk. We figured out Isaac is at least mildly lactose intolerant so we switched him off cow milk and I've been trying out various alterna-milks. There are so many variations now, even hemp milk. But I can report that the TJs refrigerated almond milk and coconut milk are delicious.


meara - Sep 29, 2012 8:44:42 pm PDT #20839 of 30001

Burrell, have you tried the mix of almond and coconut? It's yummy.

I am drinking rumchata, thanks to a trip to the brand new opened-yesterday BevMo, and Cash's suggestions. NOM


billytea - Sep 29, 2012 9:24:58 pm PDT #20840 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

A quote from my FB FL today, "For those of you who braved the crowd at the Creation Museum today..."
My dentist had a creationist magazine in the foyer yesterday. It strikes me as not overly professional, but it's their business I suppose. It is also the magazine I gave to Ryan while we waited, because he can't read it, and giraffes! Which raises another question (to which I don't know the answer, of why a creationist mag has a clear piece of evidence in favour of evolution on the cover. Partly through the fossil evidence of a shorter-necked lineage, but that's not the most entertaining reason. Way back when we were fish, we developed a nervous system. Go us! It included nerves which, given the relative locations of the various organs, travelled efficiently from the brain, past the heart, to the gills.

Fast forward through history, and our ancestors developed a neck and lost their gills. The left recurrent laryngeal nerve was repurposed to work the larynx; it retained its old route, however, and now although it travels from the brain to the neck, it still has to travel into the thorax, loop around the aorta and double back to the upper throat. A long history of gradual changes never allowed it to jump over to the other side of the heart. That's an odd design in most creatures; but for the giraffe, it becomes quite ludicrous. This nerve now travels a distance of up to five metres, most of it entirely redundant (costing unneeded resources and increasing the risk of nerve damage), to innervate a structure located only a short distance from its starting point.

The point is that both creationism and the theory of evolution posit that creatures will be for the most part very well suited to their environment. However, evolution also predicts that some adaptations will be inefficient, being constrained by their evolutionary path. The giraffe's laryngeal nerve is consistent with the one, but makes no sense under the other.

So I don't know why the giraffe was on this magazine, and what story goes with it. "We got it wrong", perhaps; more likely "Long necks is hard! And we don't understand redundancy, gradual selection or evolutionary time-scales." But I like to think it was "God built in a kill switch when designing giraffes as a safeguard against them going rogue".

In any case, Ryan liked the giraffe pictures. So there's that.


Cass - Sep 29, 2012 10:25:42 pm PDT #20841 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

But I like to think it was "God built in a kill switch when designing giraffes as a safeguard against them going rogue".

That's totally how evolution works!


smonster - Sep 30, 2012 6:03:51 am PDT #20842 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Well, I've never heard of a rogue giraffe, so I guess it works!!

Ended up canceling all plans, watching an episode of Freaks and Gerks at D's house, and going to bed early. I didn't sleep well, as usual. That plus benadryl means I'm fighting the urge to crawl into bed and snooze, but I still have to go finish my side job, meet with that friend to get a check, and do some other stuff before the game.

Burrell, that sounds wonderful.


omnis_audis - Sep 30, 2012 7:53:44 am PDT #20843 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Smonster, I hope the ant bites are not having any long term effect. It just proves how much a rockstar you are, that in the face of adversity and adreniline, you kept a calm head, and did the ot water thing.

BT, you crack me up. Also, if zombies ever come to life, please becareful. Your brain seems especially spicey.

ION- the flooring guys are here to finish installing the laminate that they started on July 7th! Not that I'm counting or anything. He was all "wow, it took a long time to fix the floor". Um. Yeah. Tell me about it. The store didn't tell me what time, just that it would be Sunday. I've been up since 7:30. They arrived about 9:30. He apologized, for not being here at 8:30. And then tells me he has a boxing match and has to leave around noon. And might not finish the job, but will be back tomorrow to do the quarter round, or whatever is left. ::sigh:: yes. But I have to work tomorrow. And this is why I haven't scheduled Closet World to come in yet. As soon as this is all done, and I am all moved in, it will be a memory and a great story. In the meantime. I'm just tired of it all.