Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 10:22:14 am PDT #20272 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Scrappy, I think you are on to something. Buffistas are MAGIC!!


sj - Sep 14, 2012 10:23:29 am PDT #20273 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj - No, not at all!! Totally valid question and point!! No sore spots here. Except my lower back from peeling 48 eggs.

K. Just checking.


sj - Sep 14, 2012 10:23:49 am PDT #20274 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations, Lilty!


Zenkitty - Sep 14, 2012 10:28:00 am PDT #20275 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I kind of love Jenna Marbles. NSFW.

That is GOLD.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2012 10:29:15 am PDT #20276 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Yeah, Em probably meant like "fairy princess" or "Ready for the red carpet" which most women aren't, all the time. I think my mother spared herself some grief when I played with the socialist's daughter. At least until it was "My god, are those *cheeseburgers* And cable television?"


smonster - Sep 14, 2012 10:29:55 am PDT #20277 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm down.

Woot! Now to get over this damn cold. I swear, colds did not used to lay me low like this. I feel bad, because my boss has the same thing and is working today... but he's the company owner. He's not putting pressure on me to work. I just feel bad.

Oh!! I got my first paycheck as a Real Employee! Y HALLO THAR OVERTIMEZ. I also got my paycheck from the hurricane week - my previous paycheck was over-estimated to 40 hrs but I only worked 30 so the following paycheck is for $3.75. Ha!

God, I do not know how I'm going to go run errands. I have to. I have to deposit my paycheck, and mail a thing, and stuff. Blecch.


smonster - Sep 14, 2012 10:31:12 am PDT #20278 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That is GOLD.

I don't agree with everything she says, but she is fucking funny. Check out the "Things Boys Don't Understand About Girls" parts one and two.


askye - Sep 14, 2012 10:42:48 am PDT #20279 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

So my window is getting replaced today! YAY! Except I discovered keeping the cats in my teeny tiny bathroom is not a good idea. They've been in the for an hour (glass guy was late and now still working) and I hear mad cat sounds.

Go to check and Penny shoots out of the bathroom straight into the bedroom and I have time to see Dean with a mouthful of PennyFur.

I couldn't find Penny (I looked under the bed, but realize now she must have crawled in the box spring) and ran outside calling her name around the outside only to see her in the bedroom. I'd closed the bedroom door so as she ran under the bed to hide I crawled through the window and camped out until she appeared and I could put her in the living room.

So now the window is in the cats are happily co existing in front of the bedroom window.


Burrell - Sep 14, 2012 11:00:15 am PDT #20280 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay for the new job Lilty!


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2012 11:12:20 am PDT #20281 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Except my lower back from peeling 48 eggs.

I want those deviled eggs, man.