River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Sep 12, 2012 1:06:27 pm PDT #20090 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

So sorry Scrappy.


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2012 1:12:25 pm PDT #20091 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Can I interrupt with some happy, wonderful news about how much I love my brother? Because I just received an Amazon package from him.

The first gift was a new edition of The Resistance, a game I was really sad to lose because it was in my backpack when it was stolen. The message:

Because someone stealing your game is probably the best justification to upgrade.

And the second gift was the Dreamblood Duology, by N.K. Jemisin, which I have not even heard of because apparently it just came out a few months ago!

Because a duology is nothing once you've gotten through A Song of Ice and Fire.

He hasn't read them and his fiancée hasn't read them, but the Internet said they were good, even better than the Inheritance Trilogy. I was really excited, I told him, because I had seen N.K. Jemisin at Comic-Con and really liked her so I was interested in checking out her work.

"I know," he said.

HE ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH MY HUNDREDS OF COMIC-CON PICTURES AND REMEMBERED THIS VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION.

Like Jon Snow, I know nothing about Dreamblood, so I am Mark-level unprepared. Please do not say anything AT ALL about what it's about or what it's like, but basically my brother is awesome.


erikaj - Sep 12, 2012 1:18:03 pm PDT #20092 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

best to your mom, Scrappy.


Calli - Sep 12, 2012 2:06:15 pm PDT #20093 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, Sean. I'm sure his family will appreciate seeing you next month.


sj - Sep 12, 2012 2:53:48 pm PDT #20094 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Sean}}} What Cass said.

{{{Scrappy}}} All sorts of ~ma for you and your mom. I'm sorry.

My new "niece" is beyond adorable and snuggly, and she is very good about making her wishes heard.


Ginger - Sep 12, 2012 3:14:00 pm PDT #20095 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm so sorry, Scrappy. May it be a very slow-moving cancer.

I'm sorry you can't get to your friend's wake in person, Sean, but you'll be there in spirit.

And in me news, they decided to fill me full of iron in the hopes of increasing my red blood cells, so I had a long day in the infusion room. I hope it works, because I'm tired of being tired.


DavidS - Sep 12, 2012 3:16:31 pm PDT #20096 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

they decided to fill me full of iron in the hopes of increasing my red blood cells

Time to decorate yourself with fridge magnets, yes?


Dana - Sep 12, 2012 3:17:03 pm PDT #20097 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Iron Woman!


Ginger - Sep 12, 2012 3:19:05 pm PDT #20098 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

On Friday, I get to be radioactive.


Connie Neil - Sep 12, 2012 3:20:20 pm PDT #20099 of 30001
brillig

Time to walk slowly down the hallways, with small metal objects flying through the air and attaching to you.

Ginger is Magneto!