Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Sep 12, 2012 3:17:03 pm PDT #20097 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Iron Woman!


Ginger - Sep 12, 2012 3:19:05 pm PDT #20098 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

On Friday, I get to be radioactive.


Connie Neil - Sep 12, 2012 3:20:20 pm PDT #20099 of 30001
brillig

Time to walk slowly down the hallways, with small metal objects flying through the air and attaching to you.

Ginger is Magneto!


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2012 3:21:11 pm PDT #20100 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

On Friday, I get to be radioactive.

You better get some superpowers out of all this.


Steph L. - Sep 12, 2012 3:22:21 pm PDT #20101 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You better get some superpowers out of all this.

You better get ALL the superpowers out of all this.


javachik - Sep 12, 2012 3:32:26 pm PDT #20102 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Psssssst, Ginger, have you checked your side porch today?


Ginger - Sep 12, 2012 3:38:02 pm PDT #20103 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yes, I have. I suspect you're responsible for the giant box.


javachik - Sep 12, 2012 3:41:56 pm PDT #20104 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I sent you an alien!! Beware!!

Whew, got the delivery alert hours ago and worried that it was stolen.


Ginger - Sep 12, 2012 3:44:30 pm PDT #20105 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You are a wonderful person, javachick. There's no way to thank you for your awesomeness.

It was in a box large enough to ship a body.


Ginger - Sep 12, 2012 3:44:31 pm PDT #20106 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

As heartfelt as that was, I didn't need to say it twice.