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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

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le nubian - Sep 07, 2012 9:59:00 am PDT #19885 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

And my most conservative close relatives spent 2004 trying to figure out from me why the hell anyone would vote for GWB again.

I would like to know this too. Please impart knowledge.


erikaj - Sep 07, 2012 10:28:57 am PDT #19886 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

much like algebra, even years to think about it hasn't helped.


omnis_audis - Sep 07, 2012 10:37:05 am PDT #19887 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

And my most conservative close relatives spent 2004 trying to figure out from me why the hell anyone would vote for GWB again.
Voter Fraud. Clearly.

:: runs and hides ::

ION - I am HAGGLING like a MoFo with the poor gal from Closet World. She has priced out a 94" closet to $1700. I told her I priced out an Ikea option for $500-600. I figured twice as much for custom. I told her if she can get it to $1200, it's a deal. After that, I really don't know. She is on the phone with corprate.


le nubian - Sep 07, 2012 10:37:50 am PDT #19888 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

damn, you haggle like a BOSS.


omnis_audis - Sep 07, 2012 10:39:42 am PDT #19889 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sometimes I do. This time I am. I told her that my mortgage is $700/mo, you are asking for more than a mortgage payment.

With a AAA discount, they are bringing it down to $1550. Told them I will have to sleep on it.


omnis_audis - Sep 07, 2012 10:43:13 am PDT #19890 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Got it for $1275!


brenda m - Sep 07, 2012 10:47:55 am PDT #19891 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Got it for $1275!

Nice!

I told her that my mortgage is $700/mo,

t Cries.


le nubian - Sep 07, 2012 10:55:14 am PDT #19892 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

yeah, I'm sobbing and seeking support from brenda also.

congrats on the deal though!


omnis_audis - Sep 07, 2012 11:03:30 am PDT #19893 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

The sales lady was more amazed that the head office approved it than I was! Wow. I think that is the best haggling I have EVER done.

That mortgage is for 809 sq ft condo. There is also $395 HOA fees per month.


§ ita § - Sep 07, 2012 11:13:38 am PDT #19894 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, none of my surviving Aunts and Uncles are on FB, my cousins who I friend on FB either don't care about politics (esp. US politics) or don't talk about it, my parents' Canadian friends are all extreme leftists, and Dad's cousin is a former NDP MP who mostly talks about environmental and health issues.

So it's not about them being Canadian?