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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Sep 06, 2012 9:56:01 am PDT #19819 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hmmm. While my cat is kinda iffy on the whole catnip obsession thing, I'm not sure I want to test the effect of a whole-body slather on him.

Our local hippy co-op sells a nice herbal bug repellant that works in lighter years. This year the mosquitoes seemed to treat it as special sauce. I'm sticking with DEET for now.


Connie Neil - Sep 06, 2012 9:57:00 am PDT #19820 of 30001
brillig

smear on catnip oil, use cats as ablative armor against mosquitos. Downside: might be a bit warm, being covered in kitties. Upside: Kitties!


Volans - Sep 06, 2012 10:01:03 am PDT #19821 of 30001
move out and draw fire

But then the kitties get sucked dry by the mosquitoes.

So only use cats you don't like.


Beverly - Sep 06, 2012 10:32:48 am PDT #19822 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

askye, I continue to be impressed by your toughness and self-awareness. Luck to you.

Sorry Pix, and mah fellow entrees, I've no answers about the bugs. They've been light here this year, thank jebus.

Omnis, that's a fantastic deal on the laundry stack. Want pics of the closet if you obey the organizers.

Raq!

Um, no. I think that's about all.


hippocampus - Sep 06, 2012 11:05:49 am PDT #19823 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

HPF is covered in scratched bites. Count us among the bitten.

Also, she has discovered the other side of short hair: bed head. She is unconsolable.

In other news: I am just going to sit quietly in the corner over here. As I've been doing. But I'll keep doing it. Hope that's ok.


omnis_audis - Sep 06, 2012 11:08:25 am PDT #19824 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Omnis, that's a fantastic deal on the laundry stack. Want pics of the closet if you obey the organizers.
I will share pics when it happens. Won't be for awhile. First, gotta fix concrete, second, finish flooring, third, is the closet.


Beverly - Sep 06, 2012 11:17:17 am PDT #19825 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

(In Sox's quiet corner. It's cozy here.)


Hil R. - Sep 06, 2012 11:56:44 am PDT #19826 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ow. I just tripped down the stairs, put out my hand against the wall, and somehow just touched the wall with one finger, which bent backwards as pretty much all my weight was pushing against it. I don't thing anything is broken, but this really hurts and is starting to swell.


Volans - Sep 06, 2012 11:57:39 am PDT #19827 of 30001
move out and draw fire

BeVERly! I've been lurking a bit, as otherwise I'd fill the board with whining about packout and international moves.

she has discovered the other side of short hair: bed head

A few years ago (OK, like 12), I came into work and complained "and I have bed head!" My officemates cracked up, just totally fell out of their chairs.

Turned out they'd never heard the phrase, so that, combined with my non-Virginia accent, made them think I'd said "bad head" and was complaining about my lack of oral sex skills.


omnis_audis - Sep 06, 2012 12:08:12 pm PDT #19828 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: wraps Hil in bubblewrap ::