Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 06, 2012 11:08:25 am PDT #19824 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Omnis, that's a fantastic deal on the laundry stack. Want pics of the closet if you obey the organizers.
I will share pics when it happens. Won't be for awhile. First, gotta fix concrete, second, finish flooring, third, is the closet.


Beverly - Sep 06, 2012 11:17:17 am PDT #19825 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

(In Sox's quiet corner. It's cozy here.)


Hil R. - Sep 06, 2012 11:56:44 am PDT #19826 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ow. I just tripped down the stairs, put out my hand against the wall, and somehow just touched the wall with one finger, which bent backwards as pretty much all my weight was pushing against it. I don't thing anything is broken, but this really hurts and is starting to swell.


Volans - Sep 06, 2012 11:57:39 am PDT #19827 of 30001
move out and draw fire

BeVERly! I've been lurking a bit, as otherwise I'd fill the board with whining about packout and international moves.

she has discovered the other side of short hair: bed head

A few years ago (OK, like 12), I came into work and complained "and I have bed head!" My officemates cracked up, just totally fell out of their chairs.

Turned out they'd never heard the phrase, so that, combined with my non-Virginia accent, made them think I'd said "bad head" and was complaining about my lack of oral sex skills.


omnis_audis - Sep 06, 2012 12:08:12 pm PDT #19828 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: wraps Hil in bubblewrap ::


le nubian - Sep 06, 2012 12:13:51 pm PDT #19829 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Hil, ice it.

take some advil if you can.

Raq, HILARIOUS. oh dear.


Liese S. - Sep 06, 2012 12:37:43 pm PDT #19830 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Heh, Raq. Also, you can totally whine here!


Hil R. - Sep 06, 2012 1:11:36 pm PDT #19831 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was icing it for a while, but it was pretty difficult to get the ice to the right parts of my finger. Now bending it really hurts, so I'm trying to type without using that finger, but I keep forgetting.


Cass - Sep 06, 2012 1:19:52 pm PDT #19832 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Ice. A lot of it. Is it where the finger joins the hand or higher up? If higher up, get a finger splint. I am wearing one right now. And while it's not exactly fucking great, it's better than not wearing it. Plus, you can pretend it's a finger puppet. I'm debating modifying mine into a Dalek.

made them think I'd said "bad head" and was complaining about my lack of oral sex skills.

Pssh, you're a Bitch. I don't think we can give truly bad head.


billytea - Sep 06, 2012 1:25:13 pm PDT #19833 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Pssh, you're a Bitch. I don't think we can give truly bad head.

Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept it...