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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Strix - Aug 26, 2012 12:04:54 pm PDT #19435 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Heh! Everyone always makes out on my couches. No matter which couch it's been I've owned, they're always a make-out magnet!

I'm glad you had fun! I had fun, lots of sangria-soaked fun. As you could see when I moaned and twitched when you tried to communicate in words to me this morning and it...didn't work. I think I said words back, and I hope they were semi-intelligible!

omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2012 12:13:25 pm PDT #19436 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Everyone always makes out on my couches. No matter which couch it's been I've owned, they're always a make-out magnet!

I clearly need to visit Strix

Strix - Aug 26, 2012 12:19:44 pm PDT #19437 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm sayin' omnis! Last couch I had...at LEAST 6 couples made out or...whatever on it. It was leather, so. And at least two making-out threesomes.

smonster - Aug 26, 2012 12:34:36 pm PDT #19438 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Honey, I don't think it's your couches. I think it's your sangria. Or maybe just your slutty friends.

Hil R. - Aug 26, 2012 1:44:08 pm PDT #19439 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been emailing back and forth for a while with a student who's trying to appeal his grade for a class he took two years ago. This is getting ridiculous.

Strix - Aug 26, 2012 2:29:30 pm PDT #19440 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hil, that's nuts.

smonster, you...could be right.

amyth - Aug 26, 2012 2:42:43 pm PDT #19441 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Hil, you gotta be kidding me.

Sean, good to see you around, and glad you're talking with your family.

Hil R. - Aug 26, 2012 2:48:30 pm PDT #19442 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, he wants me to write a letter to whatever committee it is, telling them that he didn't get his midterm grade until after the drop deadline. I'd be happy to write the letter if I had any evidence that it was true, but I searched through my emails and found nothing about him getting his grade late.

billytea - Aug 26, 2012 3:13:26 pm PDT #19443 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Last night Biyi borrowed my iPhone to call a couple of her interpreter friends. Today I got a text message from one of them: "Will try to catch up this evening. I am in Mag court all week." Naturally, I forwarded it, which led to the following exchange:

"Hi Sweetie. I'm guessing this message I received was meant for you:" [message attached]
"Yes, from my Italian lover."

I'm not sure which one concerns me more - that she's laying claim to an Italian lover, or that she's using my phone to set up their trysts.

Atropa - Aug 26, 2012 4:04:21 pm PDT #19444 of 30001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, Jilli - insent to Gothic Charm School Email. Don't have your gmail address.

Typo, I just saw it, but I'm about to run away from the computer (again) and make dinner. I will reply tonight!

Happy birthday, Strix!

Sean, I'm glad you checked in.

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