Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Aug 26, 2012 12:04:54 pm PDT #19435 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Heh! Everyone always makes out on my couches. No matter which couch it's been I've owned, they're always a make-out magnet!

I'm glad you had fun! I had fun, lots of sangria-soaked fun. As you could see when I moaned and twitched when you tried to communicate in words to me this morning and it...didn't work. I think I said words back, and I hope they were semi-intelligible!


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2012 12:13:25 pm PDT #19436 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Everyone always makes out on my couches. No matter which couch it's been I've owned, they're always a make-out magnet!
I clearly need to visit Strix


Strix - Aug 26, 2012 12:19:44 pm PDT #19437 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm sayin' omnis! Last couch I had...at LEAST 6 couples made out or...whatever on it. It was leather, so. And at least two making-out threesomes.


smonster - Aug 26, 2012 12:34:36 pm PDT #19438 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Honey, I don't think it's your couches. I think it's your sangria. Or maybe just your slutty friends.


Hil R. - Aug 26, 2012 1:44:08 pm PDT #19439 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been emailing back and forth for a while with a student who's trying to appeal his grade for a class he took two years ago. This is getting ridiculous.


Strix - Aug 26, 2012 2:29:30 pm PDT #19440 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hil, that's nuts.

smonster, you...could be right.


amyth - Aug 26, 2012 2:42:43 pm PDT #19441 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Hil, you gotta be kidding me.

Sean, good to see you around, and glad you're talking with your family.


Hil R. - Aug 26, 2012 2:48:30 pm PDT #19442 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, he wants me to write a letter to whatever committee it is, telling them that he didn't get his midterm grade until after the drop deadline. I'd be happy to write the letter if I had any evidence that it was true, but I searched through my emails and found nothing about him getting his grade late.


billytea - Aug 26, 2012 3:13:26 pm PDT #19443 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Last night Biyi borrowed my iPhone to call a couple of her interpreter friends. Today I got a text message from one of them: "Will try to catch up this evening. I am in Mag court all week." Naturally, I forwarded it, which led to the following exchange:

"Hi Sweetie. I'm guessing this message I received was meant for you:" [message attached]
"Yes, from my Italian lover."

I'm not sure which one concerns me more - that she's laying claim to an Italian lover, or that she's using my phone to set up their trysts.


Atropa - Aug 26, 2012 4:04:21 pm PDT #19444 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, Jilli - insent to Gothic Charm School Email. Don't have your gmail address.

Typo, I just saw it, but I'm about to run away from the computer (again) and make dinner. I will reply tonight!

Happy birthday, Strix!

Sean, I'm glad you checked in.