Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Aug 13, 2012 2:55:03 pm PDT #18690 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's a good thought, smonster, but I am avowedly PC.

Heh...that's not P-C.

OR IS IT?!


omnis_audis - Aug 13, 2012 3:14:18 pm PDT #18691 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

You can run Windows on a Mac. A few years ago, the macs were rated as better machines to run windows on than many windows machines. Dunno if that's still the case.


Strix - Aug 13, 2012 3:25:46 pm PDT #18692 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Macs scare me. I used one in 1994 and um...1983? Apple IIe...and I have never recovered. They are very pretty though! I like to look at them in computer stores! Then I look at the price tag, I faint and then stagger over into the world of PC.

I think of Macs as...dating a supermodel. A sleek, manscaped European supermodel (I know, I know, BUT.) They are GORGEOUS, but they seem expensive and high-maintenance, and after so many years with ordinary guys, I don't think we'd have much to talk about after some quick, athletic sex.

I am probably wrong, but I LIKE my cornfed, aw-shucks PC's.


Glamcookie - Aug 13, 2012 3:49:49 pm PDT #18693 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

OMG this Monday is SUCH a friggin' Monday! Baby was up at 5:30 AM, there was an early morning work crisis, we tried again to do a potty training bootcamp (FAILED), trying to put an offer in on a house buy my broker is taking her sweet ass time getting the pre-approval letter in, Shane had a dental appt (and it was like a scene out of the Exorcist). I will end my day with a progesterone shot in the ass (upcoming baby try this Thursday OMGOMGOMG). CALGON TAKE ME AWAYYYYYY


smonster - Aug 13, 2012 4:09:35 pm PDT #18694 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

They are GORGEOUS, but they seem expensive and high-maintenance, and after so many years with ordinary guys, I don't think we'd have much to talk about after some quick, athletic sex.

More like the cabana boy you spend half your salary on, but SO WORTH IT.


askye - Aug 13, 2012 4:30:37 pm PDT #18695 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

so the woman I'm temping for had her baby via C section Friday (I think) so it looks like I'm going to be at the job for about 8 weeks.

I wish I could get excited about this but for some reason it's just something I'm not enjoying all that much (although the people are nice). And I've decided to put off going back to school until next semster, I wasn't able to get everything squared away in time.


meara - Aug 13, 2012 5:23:39 pm PDT #18696 of 30001

I... Am sure I had things to say. But can't think of them. But hi. I'm reading here all the time.


quester - Aug 13, 2012 5:27:49 pm PDT #18697 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

but they seem expensive and high-maintenance,

Not so much on the high-maintenance in my experience, but yes, expensive.


Burrell - Aug 13, 2012 5:30:36 pm PDT #18698 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I... Am sure I had things to say. But can't think of them. But hi. I'm reading here all the time.

Uh, here too, but heat has sapped my higher brain function.


JZ - Aug 13, 2012 6:45:16 pm PDT #18699 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

erika, heh. Now I'm imagining a Kay Howard parenting column and... well, not actually imagining it. Just delighting in my complete inability to imagine it.

And, yeah, the more I think about it the more right it seems that Lydia grew up, wandered a bit, and ended up in San Francisco.

Matilda update: the new medicine is going fine, and she took her third dose with only minor prompting and barely any bullying at all, which is good because my mom left and Hec isn't back yet and I'm just not up to soloing both the good and bad cop roles. And she gave me a moment of folkie parent nirvana earlier today: on our way out and about on errands she sang along with every song on Greg Brown's Bathtub Blues, and when we got home in the middle of "Young Robin" she said plaintively, "Can we stay in the car a minute? I want to hear the whole song." Oh, my heart!