Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


le nubian - Aug 13, 2012 8:24:52 am PDT #18684 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

P-C,

yikes! I hope not too much damage has been done.

Reason # 1,023 that I am not on FB.


Polter-Cow - Aug 13, 2012 8:35:18 am PDT #18685 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I was so confused when a cousin I thought I had on Limited Profile liked my status last night, but I couldn't figure it out, and then I took him off Limited Profile anyway.

Nothing was terribly bad, but there was a status about a co-worker that really wasn't supposed to be public, even though I didn't specify that it was a co-worker.


Atropa - Aug 13, 2012 12:44:28 pm PDT #18686 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli has mentioned that small kids tend to look at her and think, "Oh, a real live cartoon character!" She's not wrong. Except that Matilda clearly thinks, "Oh, a real live cartoon character and fashion guru!"

Awww! Please tell Matilda that I very much approve of her new shirt!

Also, completely random report: on walking to the first pharmacy through a residential neighborhood full of condos for sale, I discovered that there is a realtor in San Francisco named Lydia Dietz. At first that seemed like an awfully pedestrian career choice for Lydia, but then it occurred to me that possibly she's made it her life's mission to join quirky and beloved homes with exactly the right owners, and protect those homes from pretentious asshats bent on gutting them, destroying their legacies and pissing off all their ghosts. Or possibly she's just bent on making sure no ghost ever has reason to call on Beetle... that guy, ever again. Actually, kind of a noble mission.

This is a great story, and the sort of thing I needed to see today. (Work is being especially ... worklike.)


smonster - Aug 13, 2012 2:27:46 pm PDT #18687 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ION, I will need to get a new laptop soon. OH HAI I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FUCKFUCKFUCKGRRR.

Wasn't ND selling a bunch of Macs? Maybe he didn't sell them all yet?

I *love* the Lydia Dietz story.


smonster - Aug 13, 2012 2:29:58 pm PDT #18688 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Bunch of awesome mearas, Bitches.

I was glad to do it, smonster, I hope it helped. Bit too far to drive, now, though.

It did help. Thanks again, love.


NoiseDesign - Aug 13, 2012 2:33:01 pm PDT #18689 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

I was selling quite a few macs, but alas, the current set of used gear is all sold now.


Strix - Aug 13, 2012 2:55:03 pm PDT #18690 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's a good thought, smonster, but I am avowedly PC.

Heh...that's not P-C.

OR IS IT?!


omnis_audis - Aug 13, 2012 3:14:18 pm PDT #18691 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

You can run Windows on a Mac. A few years ago, the macs were rated as better machines to run windows on than many windows machines. Dunno if that's still the case.


Strix - Aug 13, 2012 3:25:46 pm PDT #18692 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Macs scare me. I used one in 1994 and um...1983? Apple IIe...and I have never recovered. They are very pretty though! I like to look at them in computer stores! Then I look at the price tag, I faint and then stagger over into the world of PC.

I think of Macs as...dating a supermodel. A sleek, manscaped European supermodel (I know, I know, BUT.) They are GORGEOUS, but they seem expensive and high-maintenance, and after so many years with ordinary guys, I don't think we'd have much to talk about after some quick, athletic sex.

I am probably wrong, but I LIKE my cornfed, aw-shucks PC's.


Glamcookie - Aug 13, 2012 3:49:49 pm PDT #18693 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

OMG this Monday is SUCH a friggin' Monday! Baby was up at 5:30 AM, there was an early morning work crisis, we tried again to do a potty training bootcamp (FAILED), trying to put an offer in on a house buy my broker is taking her sweet ass time getting the pre-approval letter in, Shane had a dental appt (and it was like a scene out of the Exorcist). I will end my day with a progesterone shot in the ass (upcoming baby try this Thursday OMGOMGOMG). CALGON TAKE ME AWAYYYYYY