I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Aug 10, 2012 4:41:36 am PDT #18531 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Happy birthday, Aims!


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2012 4:56:17 am PDT #18532 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you compose the questionnaire yourself, erin?


Calli - Aug 10, 2012 5:00:03 am PDT #18533 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Before my parents took their second honeymoon/retirement celebration trip to Australia they put their affairs in order and told my sister and me where to find the relevant paperwork. Not that they were worried about the bazillion poisonous creatures awaiting them in the outback, but they had to do a bunch of fiscal rearrangement for retirement, and they figured they may as well get all the wills, living wills, and whatnot in order. When they tried to discuss it with my sister and me, big sis refused to have the conversation. Which, I expect, is how I ended up Dad's executor, in spite of never stepping foot in a lawyer's office or handling much in the way of money before then.

I keep meaning to put my own affairs in order, but never have. Maybe when I'm back home next week I'll look into it. My living will/DNR-type stuff is more of an issue than distributing my relatively few shiny nickels. But my parents' forethought in that area really did help during a stressful time, so it's probably a way I can be kind to my niece 40 years down the road.


erin_obscure - Aug 10, 2012 6:43:18 am PDT #18534 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Yes, I compiled it myself, largely based on things the volunteer mentioned certain people saying they were glad someone had mentioned before passing. Like "my dad said he wanted a wake with lots of whiskey and ham rolls. So that's what we served, and I felt so much better knowing that's what he wanted," plus any horror stories I heard from friends.

And back on topic of my weird (non fingernail-related) skin condition, I finally got a Dr's appt on Aug 21st. Nothing like quick and easy appointment scheduling. I've had 2 GP/Gyn's leave the same practice in the last years. But finding a new Dr is so friggin exhausting. So I'll be seeing a NP because I'm quite set on a woman who is familiar with working with lady parts. So not down with male GYNs. *shudder*


meara - Aug 10, 2012 7:36:36 am PDT #18535 of 30001

So not down with male GYNs. *shudder*

See, I feel kinda bad about this, because I know there are plenty of awesome male GYNs, but... (My old roommate went to one when she had a huge ovarian cyst that had to come out, and she said he reminded her of Bill Cosby. She couldn't decide if that made it better or worse...)


brenda m - Aug 10, 2012 7:41:15 am PDT #18536 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So not down with male GYNs. *shudder*

I really don't care one way or the other.


sj - Aug 10, 2012 7:43:13 am PDT #18537 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My male OBGYN was awesome. I wish he was in MA instead of RI.


ChiKat - Aug 10, 2012 7:46:53 am PDT #18538 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I prefer female GYNs. When a man is down there, I want it to be a lot more fun.


amyth - Aug 10, 2012 7:50:30 am PDT #18539 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I prefer my male GYN to my female GP doing a pelvic exam. He's way better at it, because, specialist! Also, I take advantage of the fact that women prefer female GYNs on the whole, so he's the easiest doc in the practice to get an appointment with.


erikaj - Aug 10, 2012 8:02:40 am PDT #18540 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Have had both. One of each that were excellent, and one of each that I wouldn't go back to.